Stickers most of us should get

"I work in customer service, didn't slap a bitch! Hooray!"

Lol I need these! "Superstar! I interacted with humans today!"

We are, after all, adults. We can just go and print them and slap them on ourselves, just like we can go an buy a whole cake for no reason.

“Went to work sober” ..scratch and sniff vodka sticker