...who must be obeyed?

Summoning lemons is lot more useful than summoning demons. I use lemons almost every day. Demons, only once a month or so.

Dear Dairy

I can feel those claws in my thigh.

I'll take a bushel thanks!

11/10 would adopt

The beard gets scratchy though

Do not want.

Looks like he's about to sip his Remy Martin XO and light up an Arturo Fuente.

I agree, and I did! And then he broke my heart.

Geocaches

Not *everyone* was off fighting. The country didn't stop for 4 years. Plus they needed something to make the possum taste better.

Poor doggo!!

I miss Runescape. First in my clan to get 99 agility.

Low blow...

I was expecting Pokemon gasp

Interesting that they still put "Self" on the price sign. A remnant of the time when they had a price for Self Service and Full Service, where the attendant pumps for you. How many of you remember that time? *raises hand*

There's one born every minute.

The expression has been around longer than the movie.

I giggled a full 3 minutes at this. Stupid shift key, why don't you do what I mean and not what I do!!