Now I know the weekend will be ok

I do not understand either. I must be old :-(

Obligatory comment about how badass Simo Häyhä was.

And the giant notes file

Roly poly or sow bug

Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to 'Stop Himself From Raping Women'

Incontinentia Buttocks

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Where buy me now button

Still the best rendition of Battle of Evermore in my book.

Sorry, I am known far and wide as a Pen Stealer.

I always wanted to be...a lumberjack

I always go back and edit my mails. 1. Add small talk so I don't sound like a sociopath. 2. Prune the exclamation points.

Nice backdrop. I was in Edinburgh a few years ago, walked all over it including up to Arthur's Seat. Afterwards I had calves of steel.

Mama mia

Bonjour

What happened to the dog