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This package of bacon keeps it a little too real 3 comments
snowbeast · 18 hours ago
I would hope everyone learns the basics of cooking from their parents.
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Puns 2 comments
snowbeast · 18 hours ago
Dammit 2020
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Forget bed bugs, I have a bed hog problem 5 comments
snowbeast · 18 hours ago
I will take 3 to go please.
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Shiver me timbers! 2 comments
snowbeast · 18 hours ago
Ok this got funnier when I said it aloud
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They was right 7 comments
snowbeast · 18 hours ago
Netflix and chill tonight?
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We would have argued with you, but then we smoked too joints in the morning 6 comments
snowbeast · 1 day ago
She had two. Snoop and Willie had too.
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What would you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? 5 comments
snowbeast · 2 days ago
I've taken to pacing on the widow's walk, wringing my hands and lamenting the drowning of my imaginary sailor husband. Is it a phase?
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Margaret I of Denmark, Queen regnant of Denmark, Norway, and Sweden, 1423 2 comments
snowbeast · 2 days ago
Shit, can you do a recarve? I blinked.
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This poorly translated food menu from a hotel in Saudi Arabia 4 comments
snowbeast · 3 days ago
Would you like a side order of Metal Suspicion?
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Pay taxes your dirty libertarians 9 comments
snowbeast · 3 days ago
What's in your mouth
I hate my parents 2 comments
snowbeast · 3 days ago
Wow, this surely speaks to my mopey 13 year old.
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(OC) Except Perseus, but he's different 1 comments
snowbeast · 3 days ago
Or avoided his prophesied doom
Calves being cute 3 comments
snowbeast · 4 days ago
My heart hurts from the cute
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The Emperor's New Chins 1 comments
snowbeast · 4 days ago
If the years are correct then the first 2 are of Claudius and the rest are Nero. They all had their issues but Nero is among the most notorious in terms of megalomania, tyranny and cruelty.
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(OC) Mythology Memes 4 3 comments
snowbeast · 4 days ago
Lol you did good
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(OC) Mythology Memes 4 3 comments
snowbeast · 4 days ago
No. Zeus is saying "why do I NOT fuck everything I touch"
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(OC) Mythology Memes 1 3 comments
snowbeast · 4 days ago
"I'd love to leave and all. But Calypso is naked again so I'll just sing an ode to Penelope and try again tomorrow."
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(OC) Mythology Memes 1 3 comments
snowbeast · 4 days ago
He loved Penelope, he spent 20 years longing for her. I do sometimes wonder if Circe's isle was just around the corner from Ithaca and he just kept putting off continuing his journey
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*** you math 5 comments
snowbeast · 4 days ago
I adore kestrels
Heres are the steps of my latest homage! 3 comments
snowbeast · 5 days ago
Buffalo Bill?
So this was a Zoom call the whole time 1 comments
snowbeast · 5 days ago
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
Baby mind trick 2 comments
snowbeast · 5 days ago
But I don't have back breasts. I can offer side boob
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Common Baron caterpillar :O 6 comments
snowbeast · 5 days ago
Him do a hide
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Tell me this isn't what life is like 19 comments
snowbeast · 1 week ago
And a sea of regret.
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Words of wisdom 6 comments
snowbeast · 1 week ago
Crap, I already promised to vote for penguin