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Tiny to big 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
MOVE ON from using gendered put-downs. Moron.
"Baby Lumpsucker" is the worst name for the cutest little fish I've ever 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Put him back in the water
Are we bringing this back? 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No were not.
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Hamsters are the true heroes 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
uhhhh maybe it would sound better like
"Those who want to be loved get dogs, those who are capable of loving get cats"
it was worded weirdly
Don’t play with his name 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is from Birdmans interview with the breakfast club. Everyone commenting on here is stupid as fuck & obviously don’t get the joke
Can you relate to the bear? 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Chunky boi
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Hamsters are the true heroes 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Respect
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Shower curtains are scary 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
take a bottle, put it on the lip of the tub OVER the curtain
We need to learn from Bikini Bottom 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is this why crabs is such a miser? All his taxes go to those idiots.
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Justice shall be served 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
By "cutting", do you mean passing?
What? 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If your so forces you to delete someone's number, you are in a toxic relationship
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Are we bringing this back? 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No
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I wish I has an ex 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's nice and sad at the same time, i'm sorry
Cycle path 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Where does she say she sweats too much? Why is she so sweaty?
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Dogs > Rats 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'd like to shake the paw of the dog that flew a plane in WWII.
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Times have changed 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Are you, are you, coming to the tree...
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I have to admit 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Great guess, poke. You got one of the others. My all star dads are Red Foreman, Hank Hill, Mike Brady and Atticus Finch. Mike Brady scolded his kids when they did dumb stuff, but if they LEARNED THE LESSON that was all he really wanted out of the situation.

Anything I have in common with Al Bundy is coincidental and not on purpose.

Jim Belushi almost made the team, btw. His dad methods are good, but his husbanding is questionable.
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The Poképledge 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If you don't want Pokemon Go players coming on your property, don't put game elements like Pokestops or Gyms on your property. It seems reasonable to want people to be respectful of your monument, church or cemetery, but if you don't want people going there at all, don't put "lures" there to attract players, or ask that those things be removed. There must be a way, because one of my favorite church parking lots, with a stop and a gym, now has nothing. So, I never go there now...congratulations, you got what you wanted. For me, if someone levels up that is to the gym battle next to my grave (distant future I hope) then thanks for visiting me.
I can't believe anyone takes Trump seriously 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I love how it's shown that Trump was talking about US corporate tax rates, and this post took statements out of context to *look* like he was mistaken or lying. But the anti-Trump zealots don't ever think to,wonder if more of the stuff they've been fed disparaging Trump is also wrong and misrepresented. They only accept what confirms what they already want to believe, and reject anything counter to that.
Ouchhh. 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Love enough to let them go </3
~A close acquaintance.
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It's not snow, but rather the spider season in Australia 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Mission failed, we’ll get em next time *proceeds to nuke Australia*
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Issac Newton is mad 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wasn't this also shortly after staring at the sun for too long and needing to spend a few days in a dark room to recover his sight?
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The Weight of Best Girl 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wait a moment!!
Darkness with the heavy M-Kink?
Lalatina give me a gag, cover me in clothes-pegs and spank me harder daddy has a problem when you mention her weight?
What is wrong with you?
THE legend 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He killed his son and two others by flying his helicopter after his licence had expired; he crashed it because he was flying too fast and too low. He was brilliant too at crashing his cars by not following the advice of his teams, co-drivers, etc. Like I said.... prick.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_McRae#Investigation
That's what hurt me.
THE legend 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The man who thought he knew better than everyone else about literally evrything..... and look where it got him and his family. Prick.
How to look 10 yrs younger 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ion like it :(
is this love 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Lol guys it’s a comic Xd
Oldest kids have it rough 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well that escalated XD
Sad truth 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I laughed at Al Franken when he failed at both
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Netflix era kids will never know 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Don't forget patiently waiting a whole week for the next episode or a whole year for next season
What's happening 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Do we need to do a breathalyzer before they are allowed to write legislation. Isn't this the 2nd time?
The lucky calf 7 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The calf who lived
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Family picture 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah, he looks like he’s in 2nd grade. There’s a certain point when you should stop bragging about your kids’ illiteracy.
Official blank 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
“Yes I remember,” say all of the 80 year olds who regularly frequent this site.
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WTF did I read 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No. That came out wrong, sorry. I was referring when they are still babys. It would have been nice if you could just correct the word I used. I already told that inglish is not my first language but thank you for your sarcasm
Ah cake. The one thing that can destroy trust 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Fake, staged Chinese bullshit.
Maybe maybe maybe 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I’d hire him
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Don’t play with his name 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh black people
Oh, so it's funny when a monkey does it 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Nice tits
Beautiful Well in Portugal 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's The Iniciatic Well, Sintra - it's a beautiful place to visit if you're around the Lisbon area.
WTF did I read 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Funsubstance community, I have a question for you all. Why don't you like to breastfeed your baby through their entire childhood in your country? And why they think is a bad thing to do in public? (I'm saying this because almost in every movie I have watched the mom end up giving then milk from the bottle. And I found that just weird.) And I now that they are people who doesn't do that and people who does but I want to know why.
Thank you for your attention! (P.S.: my inglish is not my first language so sorry if their is a misunderstanding)
I’d be rich 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But now I see it says weekends together instead of separating the two days so it would actually be, 1,564...
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I’d be rich 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Assuming I did nothing every weekend of my life, I at 30 years old would have 3,128...
Remembered for one thing 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Gaaaaaay!
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No time 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Why the slits in the front? That looks atrocious
This watch makes my head hurt 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Go home watch, you're drunk.
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What do you call a British mother 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
the oatmeal
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Justice shall be served 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is satisfying every single time. It is also fun to have someone riding the bumper when going over the speed limit and slowly easing off the gas. I just act like I don't even know they are there.
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Happy Sunday 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But today I work
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he's born without ears.. now he got new ones :3 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
keinohrhase