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Cashier: *snaps fingers*
(I know this scene took place before Infinity War)

Nandos

Grow a pair and go back to work

Im dead ass lost

Everyone was enslaved at one point

Is it just me or does Eileen look like her head is floating

I was expecting a Pinterest fail at the end :')

Well that doesn’t look like a chainsaw.

So...he does routinely "get him so hard." *badum-tss*

Where is this?

Coffee makes me shit. Also makes me sleepy.

maybe because it looks like sid from ice age

"Kill me.."

We drink tea! :)

A true dad would say, "this wedding is to die for"

Makes it ten times funnier when you imagine it being read by Jeremy Clarkson

It’s not the skin tone that’s attractive, it’s the facial structure. White people are beautiful.

No one’s a tranny, the fads over. How many goth or greaser or emo kids do you see that are 50? Just hope you did some superficial cross dressing, your friends and family can chirp you a bit. Any permanent carcinogenic mutilation will be regretted.

To everyone reading this and laughing... I'm genuinely glad for you to be in a position to laugh at a post like this. I mean this. I am, unhappy, and bitter, and jaded. Life has me beaten down to the dirt, and this coming from someone formerly incredibly proud, strong, resilient, confident and generally, someone who felt much more powerful than he does now.
Life has taken me down a couple notches over the last few years - and while I take full responsibility for my hardship, it remains a fact. To whoever made this post; thank you. Thank you so much. I just lost the girl of my dreams, and the harsh reality is I don't think I'll ever really find someone. I've been alone my whole life, and I expect to die this way. Call it hopeless thinking, but I call it logic and realism. I wish for better- but no I'm not hopeful.
Regardless, thank you for this, and I wish all of you, all the very best.

Sleeping Giant

At least somebody loves them...*sigh*
Not easy being ugly.

I might be punch tthe shitt outt of the kid before runninf

Bovine. James Bovine. YOU FUCKING MISSED IT.

10/10 would pet

*Takes pills*
*Enters the matrix*

Canada here, junk drawer.

pantskat

and ruining the picture

She is

That’s the gayest shit you could of said lmao

So they pull him off the bridge and send him on his way?

Massachusetts, too

whats mfw?

yeah but did it work?

If you are a woman there is.

Oh yeah? Then why are most of the pretty but psycho dumb girls always with some decent guys or taken in general? Guys mostly care about the looks so cut the shit

OP, like most teenagers, doesn't know what "random" means. If the word were random, it would be chosen without any connection to the content of the movie.