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Buetexids nyeclila dovio 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hahahaha fucking Madagascar and Greenland. It can be 10% into a game sometimes and you already know you’re fucked
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idk at this point 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
boop
Ricardo knows what's up 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
myhsa
Du hast 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Better translation would be "Na gut, dann behalt deine Geheimnisse."
That's how it all works 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He didn't do the first two, though.
Buetexids nyeclila dovio 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Also somehow Angola
Unexpected friends 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That’s at Noah’s Ark Sanctuary in Georgia. I’ve been there and work with the brother of the owner.
True Women of Valor 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Teens not worried about being killed is a bad thing now?!
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STOP! I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT! 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
that wasn't half bad actually
True Women of Valor 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Disagree. Plenty of us still fear being killed by the police, deported, gay-bashed (Jussie Smollett), missing a pay check and a host of other things. As a gay Black man in my region, I live in a state of perpetual fear of what will happen to me next in America.
Can you imagine those family dinners? 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Their last name is Skarsgard
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That's how it all works 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Elon for pres and/or new pew news host
why 44 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There is a book on the AppStore called Maginary where the reader ‘you’ are the main character and you have to help the person you are reading about. I really recommend it.
He's right you know 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
In time, yeah. But right now I'm the only one who knows how to do the job I do
Friendly water dog 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
that looks like a penguin killer
They actually do! 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
All lives matter
An inspiring TED talk 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey-- if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, it's an ape.
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What's this? What's this? 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So f*cking interesting. To bad they moved it off of Netflix.
Finally 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yep me too
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I have a brother-in-law who's a firefighter, and this is his cold weather advice for you 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why. I need to know why or I'll keep doing it.
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In the Middle 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Explain please. I dont get the reference
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Marilyn Monroe isn't so great 51 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I love Marilyn and Audrey. Why must we love one or the other? I hate articles like this judging actresses, women against each other, blonde v dark. No one really knows what these women were really about, what pain they felt, how strong they really were. They were both beautiful talented and amazing women in their very own way. Please don’t judge a book by its cover.
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Dad jokes 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
All the people posting "your life is literally a joke" your lifes are literally a joke
That's how it all works 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's because he didn't create cat girls
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This Doesn't Make Any Sense 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Except if you ride out alone and your horse does not sit still and you cant tie them because they have a bridle on how are you going to scoop up poop they don't provide bags that big then find a place to dump it which doesn't exist then find a spot to remount. Horse poop isn't toxic so just watch where you walk
Dad jokes 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
His wife is literally a joke
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Squirrel and a Kitten 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Dance with the doggie
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Faith in Humanity Restored 102 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ahhhh
He should have left it in the box 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Her christmas present is a vacuum? Sad sad sad
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Anon Is a Man 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I wouldn’t say it’s an assumption that men are sexist. If anything, I think men are often given the benefit of the doubt, even if they don’t necessarily deserve it.
Do I win a tinfoil for this? 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I mean, as the post implies, it doesn’t matter how much we as individuals do. Even if every human on earth reduced our waste as much as possible, we’d still see climate change and global warming due to companies polluting the earth. Telling people to vote with their wallet is a very small-minded solution to a bigger problem; and it’s not one that’s actually feasible for those who are poorer (seeing as eco friendly products can cost more money). Plus seeing there are about 5 big companies which control all the other little ones, you’re likely going to eventually pump your money back into the biggest polluters on the planet. The only real way to quit giving them money would either to learn each and EVERY business they have ties to, and limit your options by half.. or completely isolate yourself. I think a better solution would be to introduce legislation holding these companies accountable.
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Military bitter Quetzal 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This made me laugh out loud
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Well for christ's sake 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Barbie has had careers as an astronaut, business woman, scientist...psshhh, all kinds of other stuff. She may TALK a certain way because it's expected, but she actually must be pretty sharp, don't you think?
They'll never know the struggle 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or the pain of the bbc having no ad breaks so you just gotta simultaneously hold it and die of thirst
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Merry xmas 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Also works when u say my pee pee is 12 inches
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Even if you are average weight, it makes you feel so self-conscious! 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
OK, I know this is a joke, and not to read too much into it, BUT:
Do you feel inferior to my electronics design skills, or do you realize that particular job is "my thing," and I have a master's degree in engineering plus support of other people like draftsmen, test engineers, etc.? If you spent 40+ hours a week on your looks and had a support team of makeup artists and people who make sure the clothes are perfectly tailored for your particular shape, would you feel less like an orangutan?

Finally, those models are built to show off the clothes, and it's not necessarily the most attractive build otherwise. Yes, lots of guys like curves. Lots of guys like the girl who likes us, regardless of her lack of perfection. We look at a Ferrari as a piece of art, but don't want to be stuck paying for all the unrealistic costs and frequent breakdowns it incurs.
Prompt 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Actually the plot of the bartimaeus trilogy - brilliant set of books!
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More people need to understand this 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
-It really DOES save me $250 to make this purchase!
-I can't figure out why I don't have money to save or buy a house with. It must be the baby boomer generation's fault somehow.
I'm off the p*ssy market anyways 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wow, that's the gayest confession I've ever read.
There's just something about him.... 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Probably a mix of all of this (except the evolution thing), plus a result of how society pressures women into seeing the good even in the worst men (see: the bad boy complex).
Seen in an art shop in London 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
fun is dying here
That's a good boy 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He looks like he’s seen some shit. Give him another drink, and a belly rub
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The shifting gear has Brailleschrift so that blind people would know what gear they are 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wow do the gas pedal have one too?
it's the little actions we take 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
... And like how neither wind or solar EVER returns more energy than it took to make them, over it's whole working lifetime.
Not a bad plan really 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is taken from ClickHole, for those who may take it seriously.
He's right you know 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Difference is he lived his dream, if it was a just another job he would not have done it
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He's right you know 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
People here are only concerned about profit, they would let me go and find another guy in the company to do my job. Like Jackie Chan said anyone is replaceable
Autumn colors reflected in water 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I wondered what trees got blue leaves in autumn, but then I saw the lights. Great pic. :-)
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