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Catwoman is goals 5 comments
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· 6 years ago
Litter as if.ha ha.
Anyone? 8 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Yeah and I also take like 5 pairs of socks for a weekend trip even tho I usually wear the same socks for a week
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For science! 10 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Give son more money as reward for his scientific approach to the world around him
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Smart 4 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
5 what? What kind of uncivilized, different-with-the-rest-of-the-world measurement is that?
"Warrior unicorns." 3 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Basically what they are: pretty cute beasts with a horn, you want to put a ballerina costume on them and give them names such as Savana Princess or Pawsy McPaws, and they will mangle you to death without a second thought. More people are killed by rhinos than any other non-human species. My totem animal <3
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If I had no eyes... I'd become Daredevil 10 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Well, there are already colors we cannot see, sounds we cannot hear, so... yeah, most definitely!
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Every small town local drug dealer 8 comments
Here lies.. 92 comments
Captain Ed Freeman, an unheard captain 12 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Yes but soldiers don't make that decisions, they did their best, so we honor them. Bravery is always valuable
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For science! 10 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
The kid SOUNDS smart, but a real smart kid would have kept their damn mouth shut and let the racket continue.
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Selective hearing 4 comments
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· 6 years ago
That last half of the paragraph sounds oddly inappropriate. Screaming your name and you say yeeeeaaaah...
She had to work for it 8 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
As someone who lives where prom doesnt exist I am impressed by the creativity of these people
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What a big pair of eyes 5 comments
Still my favourite movie ever 31 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I can remember thinking in the theatre that if I stuck a pen in my eye, I'd be allowed to leave. Never in my life have I contemplated self harm to get out of a situation, but the watchmen was close.
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VENOM!!!!!!! 12 comments
How to: Insult people 15 comments
Required 32 comments
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· 6 years ago
Unfortunately you share melanin levels with a group of people who while only occupying 13% of the population also commit 50% of all murders, not to mention other violent crime. I’m sorry that it’s statistically likely you are harming other members of society.
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Tokyo pixelart (lennsan) 4 comments
God he looks unnatural 3 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
His lips are very small, only in that they aren’t wide enough for his face. I think lol
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Princess 3 comments
Aussies 10 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
someone needs to write a story about a modern prince who grows up with a pet croc. Anyone who opposes him has to deal with his "ambassador from Australia"
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You should be 4 comments
Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un 1 comments
You should be 4 comments
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· 6 years ago
<rant> First, being ashamed will help nobody. The will to change is a completely different thing, and your efficiency at changing is actually hindered by being ashamed of what you want to change. Second, why should slim and muscular people be free to roam half-naked, but fat people wear a T-shirt at all times? Not trying to be a SJW, but there shouldn't be stuff that you can or cannot do depending on your physical appearance. Either everyone can go shirt-free, or no one can. </rant>
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This cats reaction to a tornado siren 3 comments