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Patrick being patrick 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Story of my life.
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Triangle explanation 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Do I spy a Monty Python reference there?
Successful carwash 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Nailed it!
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Alternate Lion King Scene 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
^ wow. There really are two kinds of people
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Alternate Lion King Scene 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
120 feet! New record!
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Beauty standards 39 comments
guest · 11 years ago
People think skinny is good because they've never SEEN a sexy girl
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Do you have a bathroom? 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"do you have a bathroom" "yes."
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He is watching you. 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
*corridordigital
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He is watching you. 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Yay for corrodordigital
Faceswap 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The man on the baby looks fine. The baby on the man... Not so much
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You can't tell me what to do! 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
What if you can only breathe underwater? What then?
Poor luigi 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I think the whole point of Luigi was to be that "other brother" but he is much more popular than Mario on the whole
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Let me iiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's more like "Let me in... Squirrel"
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All the time 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
In my case, it would be around 7-8 times until the person thinks I'm making fun of them and they storm off
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Maybe point E. 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
E. $&%()@@ Says Nothing (Means Nothing)
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Like dividing by zero 20 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Well actually, if there was some sort of light, it would be green. Mirrors reflect green light. Try putting a mirror up to a mirror
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Yoga shorts 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
If you have an erection lasting more than 24 hours, you're straight.
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America 101: How to respond 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Just make sure you get rid of the camera from the box first.
Best yearbook quote award goes to 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
You don't have to explain things to people who are too lazy to understand them