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Story of my life.

Do I spy a Monty Python reference there?

Nailed it!

^ wow. There really are two kinds of people

120 feet! New record!

People think skinny is good because they've never SEEN a sexy girl

"do you have a bathroom" "yes."

*corridordigital

Yay for corrodordigital

The man on the baby looks fine. The baby on the man... Not so much

What if you can only breathe underwater? What then?

I think the whole point of Luigi was to be that "other brother" but he is much more popular than Mario on the whole

It's more like "Let me in... Squirrel"

In my case, it would be around 7-8 times until the person thinks I'm making fun of them and they storm off

E. $&%()@@ Says Nothing (Means Nothing)

Well actually, if there was some sort of light, it would be green. Mirrors reflect green light. Try putting a mirror up to a mirror

If you have an erection lasting more than 24 hours, you're straight.

Just make sure you get rid of the camera from the box first.

You don't have to explain things to people who are too lazy to understand them