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*shudder* 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Totally different guest. I think it's incredibly hurtful and rude to make fun of someone's body, doesn't matter if they are fat or skinny, it's wrong!
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While buying girl scout cookies 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Do you really want the answer to that question?
When I end up on "that" part of the internet 26 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You can see a real life Latin American autopsy on YouTube
'murica way back when 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm not gay, and maybe a gay person can enlighten us, but in my mind, even considering homosexuality a sin is probably just as hurtful
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The Story of the Cactus 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I prefer cactuses cause I like the way it sounds
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Title 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What about the great dictator?
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"equality" 34 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's when people think they're better than other people is when we have problems
Spider 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I once had a humongous bastard outside my bedroom door so I took some axe and a lighter and I did what I had to do or burn the house down trying
Raising children, accurately described 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Because it's hilarious
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Help! 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Looks like something I found on the Internet that I can't repeat in polite company
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Apologies 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Kids born after 1998 probably won't understand this
Canada 35 comments
guest · 6 years ago
On the west coast of the lakes we get ass loads of snow. We got snow banks over 6 feet in town
The type of thing I would admit before death... 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not with that attitude
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Such a majestic creature 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Haha, he's all like, "woahhh! What the fuck is this?!"
Police search 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The cop needs physical evidence. The case would get thrown out otherwise
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Let's Compare Our Countries, Shall We? 28 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I live in S. Ontario and I drive 16 hours to my uncles fishing cabin straight north and that's still only 2/3 of the way to the northern tip of Ontario
A lesson learned in hospital 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Maybe because focus on female sexuality is largely ignored and it's only been in the last few decades that people, mostly men, are starting to learn more about females' sexuality. And women don't usually talk about masturbation at least with guys while most guys freely talk about it
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The man who arrested justin bieber 42 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's why he's so popular, if we all stopped caring he would fade away fast
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I would pay to see their reactions 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's porn people, it's not like a video of a guy dressed up as an old woman fucking a dead cow's eye socket in an abandoned barn, which actually exists and even though I only watched 5 seconds it scarred me for life
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I wish it would be the same with real people too 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You can do this in real life. You just need to know what questions to ask
Giraffes are worse at s*x than you are 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sadly this has happened to me and I have the scar to prove it
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Trolling p*rn sites 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I fucking hope not! *shudders*
Maybe I just have a really cool gym 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't go to a gym, but I still lost over 55 lbs in the privacy of my own bedroom
The Truest Post Ever Posted.... 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Nice bum where ya from?
Hug jackets 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
These don't actually exist. They just strap you to the bed till you calm down or are sedated. #experience
I did this 71 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Mine was a sharp blade that went out on one side of the car, all the way around the world to the other side of the car, and cut through anything.
I'm catholic and I laughed 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Religion is for those who are afraid of going to hell, spirituality, or atheism, is for those who have already been to hell
Yup 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Me and my friends all act gay sarcastically and I'm afraid that we will eventually have a big sarcastic gay orgy and then we can't be friends after that
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Will Smith's house is so freaking huge! 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Who the fuck needs a house this big?!
Good guy earl grey 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I worked at a grocery store for 7 years and I wouldn't wish stocking those fucking things on my worst enemy
Only cowards hunt lions 31 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I live in Canada and pretty much everyone hunts or goes fishing. I love fishing but the only reason I take a fish home is if it dies while hooking it (hook caught in gills) or dies of exhaustion. 99% of the time I catch and release
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I'll burn u 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hello police? Yes I'd like to report the brutal murder of the English language please.
My Eyes! 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Who can cum when they're nine?
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One of my favorite quotes from King of the Hill 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Haha, outstanding
Say no to drugs 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
When I quit smoking I was so desperate I smoked parsley using computer paper. It was nasty and threw it in the neighbour's yard. Neighbour's kid got in shit and I just laughed
six things every girl will always have in her purse 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And garbage, so much garbage
When I see a hot boy 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Cleanup in aisle 3
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The perfect crime 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I always thought the perfect murder would be to bury someone alive
As a female, this is how I feel every month 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah, us guys have it way too easy.
Thats retarded 42 comments
guest · 6 years ago
We should all love each other and focus on the real problems, like ugly fat spiders infesting our front porches in the summertime
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The world needs more people like Ricky 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ricky, I tip my hat to you, a true hero
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Look who I found in the center of my apple 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wait hold up, how did you cut the seeds?!?!
Let your children enjoy their childhood 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
First guest is full of shit, I never had a tamagotchi but I did have a rock with marker buttons bitch
Fingertrap and customs do not get on well 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Where do you get these? Perfect way to get out of work. Sorry but I'm stuck in a finger trap
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Obama's actual reaction when asked about nuclear war with Russia 56 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That was one test. They don't actually have stockpiles of czar bombs. Modern nuclear weapons are much smaller. Because they didn't have ballistic missile technology down to a science at that time, they had to forfeit accuracy for size, which led to the development and testing of the czar bomb. But I guarantee they don't have weapons of even close to that size today
A night in Yellowknife, Canada 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I live in Southern Ontario, and I'm closer to Mexico City than I am to Yellowknife
What about her grades? 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If you want to know the personal life of your favourite pornstar, you're gonna have a bad time
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The low point of television 28 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Jesus, how old are you kids here, this aired in 2004
Bill Hader is so sly 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I've seen this picture for over a year and I only got it now
The world famous listerine mines of Lake Baikal, Siberia 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is this where they get those listerine thing that you put on your tongue
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