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guest · 10 years ago

I like this theory!

guest · 10 years ago

We had a tree that dropped those above our trampoline. We had a "no shoes" rule for the trampoline. Not a good combination.

Enough internet for today 13 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Why is my brain automatically making machine noises every time it moves, like a giant mech?

Human body facts 19 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I can attest to the truth of the fingertip one.

Creepy things you can whisper into someone's ear while hugging them 26 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Hug them for slightly longer than necessary, frown in confusion, and then say "You didn't happen to take precautions against contact sedatives, did you?"

Good luck driving here 8 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Heh heh..."escalated." I see what you did there.

Selfies are important these days 4 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Are those two guys behind him pushing the steward/stewardess call button? "Sorry it took so long, I had to wait for the drinks tray to pass before I could come. How may I help you?" "Oh, it's nothing serious, it's just that the plane is on fire. Could you do something about that?"

My Book Must Be A Horror Story 13 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I hope I'm never that author. Last time I rewrote something, I accidentally killed the main character and traumatized his brother.

Zombie rights activists 21 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Hey, zombie is an offensive term! We...uh, I mean, they...prefer the term "death challenged."

But I've always wanted to be a pirate 2 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I've always been anti-piracy, but this...this makes me think. Stop that, comic, you're only supposed to be funny, not influential in changing my views on a controversial topic!

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As a girl these beat stepping on a lego 16 comments

guest · 10 years ago

As a guy with sisters, I can also testify that LEGO has nothing on these evil butterflies of doom.

I think I rest my case after this 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

The list is in anachronistic order because that was most likely the order that the poster found those stories in. The "sanctity of marriage" thing is about changing the word, not the union. Those "marriages" wouldn't fit the definition of marriage either.

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A different side of Steve Jobs 23 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Meh, what irks me is how he takes the spotlight for Wozniak's work. And that's not necessarily entirely his fault.

Friendly traffic lights in Iceland 4 comments

guest · 10 years ago

my first thoughts on seeing that the red light was a heart: *sings* Stop in the name of love!

For each person there is a sentence 64 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Don't forget the rest of that quote!
"Another sentence exists, another series of words, that could heal you. "
Yay! :) See, it's actually all happy and-
"If you're lucky you will get the second, but you can be certain of getting the first."
-oh. Nevermind. :(

Just in between 10 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I dunno, I think it's interesting.

Brilliant 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Was that for April Fool's Day? Because that is brilliant.

When someone tries to cut in front of me to order a drink at the bar 10 comments

guest · 10 years ago

*sports news, not "regular" news

When someone tries to cut in front of me to order a drink at the bar 10 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I remember when this happened. That girl who pulled her down had committed quite a few other unsportsmanlike (unsportswomenlike?) acts in that game. The news reported more on her actions than on who actually won or lost.

Neil....not again 4 comments

guest · 10 years ago

That is brilliant!

Obviously us whovians won 35 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Oh, you're gonna start on Stormtroopers being terrible shots? Have you not seen the atrocious aim of Cybermen, Daleks, and pretty much anyone with a projectile or energy weapon when the rule of plot and drama doesn't demand that they tragically injure a minor character? I will admit, though, you've got the advantage in numbers, brains, and tech.

Rotation is an illusion 9 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I couldn't see it rotating until I really looked for it

Aerogel 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

A piece that size could also hold a car without being crushed!

Legendary hangers 7 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Technically, these would be crackers. A regular hacker isn't a criminal.

not Photoshop 32 comments

guest · 10 years ago

It's a sculpture by Neil Dawson. If you look him up it's one of the first images to show up.

Oh stephen 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Ah, so it's probably a sex thing, then? But still, how does that correlate to difficulty being a mummy? Does the Reverse Cowgirl have something to do with wrapping yourself in toilet paper?

More dark dark humor 24 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Aside from that last joke, this isn't dark humor, this is just vulgar humor.

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Elsa is running loose 14 comments

guest · 10 years ago

That is awesome!

Toilet roll april fools joke 7 comments

guest · 10 years ago

That is brilliant!

Oh stephen 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I'm very confused.

Someone Finally Said It.... 17 comments

guest · 10 years ago

It's probably for the same reason that guys say they're fine when they're not. They don't want to talk about it.

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There are too many things wrong with this *facepalm* 23 comments

guest · 10 years ago

This one has stumped me. Either this story is spoofing those "a waiter/waitress was hitting on my boyfriend/girlfriend" stories on NotAlwaysWorking and the "too many things wrong with it" are all the spelling and grammar mistakes, or it's a true story and the "too many things wrong with it" are the ages of the boyfriend and girlfriend and the behavior of the waitress. I can't tell.

Hard decision indeed! 9 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I remember the day I discovered that I could customize my WordArt, when none of my other peers knew how. I became a computer god to them.

Funsubstancers are so sensitive these days 29 comments

guest · 10 years ago

"And" doesn't need to be capitalized. I am offended.

A concept few people understand 32 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Wow. Lots of other guests here.

Dial before you dig 9 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I remember seeing this several years ago on Snopes. Went back to verify, and it's still there. The pictures are from a gas line that ruptured from corrosion, not digging. Real pictures, false description. (Still, though, you should call the company before you start digging.)

Opinions kill people 14 comments

guest · 10 years ago

same with Twilight. A couple posts above, some people were showing support for Twilight and they got downvoted to oblivion.

A concept few people understand 32 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Not quite. Christians aren't saying "gay relationships should be banned," they're saying "leave the definition of 'marriage' alone so it can keep its sacredness to us." So, really, claiming that same-sex couples shouldn't use the word marriage to define their relationship is like being angry at someone for eating a doughnut but claiming that they're on the same diet as you.

Plastic wrapping skirt 35 comments

guest · 10 years ago

what...is the point of that "skirt"?

Difference between you and eggs? 12 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Hmm? Strange, I don't remember her...

We actually have the technology for a hover board 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Additionally, it doesn't work on all surfaces. You could hoverboard on specially-prepared areas, though. Now, there's an idea...something like a skate rink, but for hoverboards...would probably be quite lucrative...hmm...*runs off to learn how to start a business*

c.g tinker belle 3 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I thought that she was holding a type of Pokeball at first and I was very confused.

Remember these? 16 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I would steal my sisters' and make necklaces and chains and webs and patterns with them. I never had them in my hair snapping against my skull (I'm a guy, so I wasn't exactly into accessorizing my hair), but I got my knuckles thwacked plenty of times. Still, they were fun. Like elastic K'nex!

Need to Read 13 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Why can't I find this article or any other information on this?

Not safe for playing 7 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I don't care, I want to play in there!!

How to deal with break-ups 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Alright, I'll say it. This wasn't right. He went too far.

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Would not bang her 13 comments

guest · 10 years ago

What if I told you that this was a popular meme in certain areas of the internet where guys would SARCASTICALLY point out "flaws" in a gorgeous girl?

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Pikachu (^3^) 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I am sick and tired of these spoofs, but credit where credit is due, this is hilarious. Good job!

Making Little kids cry 8 comments

guest · 10 years ago

That is win of the highest magnitude!

I always thought this 14 comments

guest · 10 years ago

No, you can turn gay. Something else can't make you gay, but you can decide on your own to be gay. Yes, you can also be born gay, but I've personally known two people and know other people that know people who decided, "hey, this gay thing is getting pretty popular, I'll try it for attention," and then realized they could make their pretending real and actually, genuinely, change their preference to be for the same sex. Just because some are born gay doesn't mean that others can't decide to be gay.
(Also, side note: turning gay because you understand women is ridiculous. That is all.)