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This guy knows whats up 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Toes
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Dolphin 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No it's a beluga whale!
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Basically 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My math teacher has a ton of jokes and memes like these in our classroom :)
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More than prefect 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
more than prefect... she's head girl!
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When I tell a joke to my parents and it turns into a life lesson 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
i say more power to us
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Justin Bieber vs. Miley Cyrus 37 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It looks like one of those "makeup vs. no makeup" reveals haha I never noticed how similar their face shapes are
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Abnormal doesn't mean worse 56 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Transgendered people don't deserve ridicule or harassment. But teaching that being transgendered is common or easy is not always a good idea."
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She's a real looker... 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
and the matching poster. save the dolphins.
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Back in my elementary school days 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ours always had to be longer than our hand.
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Doctor Who timeline 25 comments
guest · 7 years ago
randomly clicked and dragged and got my favorite doctor!
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Steampunk Bunny 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I want it!
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Steampunk Bunny 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I want it
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Steampunk Bunny 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I want that
Bad luck cranefly 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I call them skeeter eeters (has to be pronounced like that)
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I, a sixteen year old girl, had became a dad. #respect #praying4u 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yeah they say it with a plural in most of Europe. MathematicS is plural so maths is too, because there are different types of math like Algebra, Geometry, Calculus, etc.
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There Is Always At Least One Of These Guys.... 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's not the default, he probably flipped it himself or found it online. Just a joke-y profile pic, like when people have a Batman silhouette or something.
If you look closely you can see the exact moment his heart breaks in two 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Something has changed. A new energy is taking over! I feel so strong... I CAN EVEN!
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Daaamn 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Jesus was born in the year 0 CE so they are suggesting the first user, who has as many followers as their birth year, has 0 followers.
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Starbucks new size, extra tall 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Gateway to shots
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Gramar Natzis Evrywere 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*definitely
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San Francisco fog 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I live in SF, and the fog (especially over the bridge) can get crazy thick like this photo, to the point where you can barely see the water as you drive over it!
Right in the feels :'( 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Harry was an only child but grew up with another kid in the house, Dudley...
He looks pretty happy about it 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Plagiocephaly, also known as flat head syndrome,[1][2] is a condition characterized by an asymmetrical distortion (flattening of one side) of the skull. It is characterized by a flat spot on the back or one side of the head caused by remaining in a supine position for too long.[3]." So is Wikipedia
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Faith in Humanity Restored 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
For the second one, I would compete and hopefully win after 8 years of training then donate the marrow.
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Why?!? why would you do that?!? 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I bet they glued the cover on a wooden block for easier cutting. (or at least I hope so, why would they destroy a book?)
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Some guys just don't have the moves 43 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The girl should have said his name or something... "hey matt? I like you." so he would know.
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And he carries it everywhere 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Chad? Is that you?
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sorry but i just dont get it oK 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They take the potatoes, mash them, add "flavorings," then run them through a machine that molds them into the right shape and adds the coating before frying them.
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Medieval plague doctors 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
People thought bubonic plague was carried in the scent, which is why they used the herbs in the beaks. That's also the meaning of Ring Around the Rosies (the song), where they describe the flushed cheeks and circular infected areas of the victims (ring around the rosies), then how people would carry good smelling things to ward off the disease (a pocket full of posies), then "achoo achoo we all fall down" is people dying.
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Medieval plague doctors 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They didn't want to smell rotting bodies, they thought the disease was carried in the scent.
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Students wear how much debt they are in on their graduation caps 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I see the point, but because of the way our society is structured, it is hard enough to get a good, well paying job with a degree and many many times harder without one. So ideally, you will be able to use your degree to get a better job and pay off the debt.
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A new Barbie. 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Clarissa!
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Bisexual girls 39 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well you could go even further: More-Or-Less-Bi-Annes (like the girl's name, Anne)
And the nobel prize for best invention goes too. 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is such a bad idea! 1. You could place bombs on any number of civilians and kill them easily and instantly. 2. Every person has the right to a fair trial under the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, and if they are dead they can't really have that trial. 3. There are many ways to bring weapons into a secure place that won't detonate, for example a knife. This wouldn't explode, but if there was no visual checks you could bring them into the airplane and do major damage.
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Easter egg hunts can get pretty serious 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
We would always have neons for my sister and pastels for me.
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Keep calm and just burn them 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Does that red one on the side say "Keep Calm and I'm a Candle?
I almost croaked xD 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I thought it was Kermit saying "Don't suicide." I thought I had missed a hardcore Muppets show or something.
I will pancake you to heaven 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'am cringing so much right now
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Unbearable pain 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
1. Even if you don't like a certain singer/musician, bashing it doesn't change people's minds, it just makes you look stupid.
2. That said, people who take jokes like this that are actually pretty funny and make it all about how their favorite music is being attacked are really annoying.
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I'm so angry I made this post!!! 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Edward and Maya weren't in it at all! And Peter was way too likeable - without the butter knife scene or them talking about his lies despite being Candor, he was a not great but not awful character...
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Tomas Edison's secret love code 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's also how he proposed, he tapped "Marry me" into her palm on a carriage ride.
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This settles an argument I was having today. 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Albert Einstein had an unusually small brain (they tested after his death).
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Simba's got game 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You were kind of right ewqua, baby humans are the cutest physically. We are genetically evolved to think that the physical features of a baby human are cute so we don't ditch our babies or leave them defenseless when they annoy us. It makes a lot of sense if you think about the evolution that happened way back when we were living in caves :)
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The Very Definition Of Putting A Positive Spin On Things.... 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
His name is Tommy Edison and he has a Youtube channel where he talks about being blind and how he does things like use Instagram or what he thinks about color, it's pretty cool.
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Guess which one committed a crime 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
snoop lion now!
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How much everything at McDonald's costs to make 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
By the bag, so it's probably enough in a bag for 100 burgers if that's what it's for
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Balloon filler and tying tool 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Where's the buy button when you need it?
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so i live in california and we've been having a lot of earthquakes recently... 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Really? That sucks... All that's been happening for us San Franciscans is some heavy on and off rain.
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