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So this is what happens when you put a corn cob in the microwave 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The kernals on the cob have to be bone dry for this to work. It also has to be popping corn, sweet corn would not do this.
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Shortest horror story ever..... 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Someone's getting laid.
Itsy bitsy spider 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The thought bubble was added on by some hack. The original by Dan Pizarro doesn't have one.
It's the second leading cause of preventable death in the United States 23 comments
guest · 11 years ago
What about all the preggers who are fat to be healthy?
Visions of hell 19 comments
guest · 11 years ago
These locations look nice and clean, I wouldn't mind visting them.
Some brilliant parenting tips! 19 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Never give your kid(s) an old cell phone. The phones can still dial 911!
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God dammit bob bob 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The way she's holding her boobs, you should see her nipples.
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Liquid cakes are in trend now 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
My first thoughts were: it's so old, the insides have liquified.
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I need a card like this 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Is this what happens when I put faith in humanity?
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Today I tried gardening 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
If the reaction is this quick, you might be overwatering.
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I didn't think it was possible 35 comments
guest · 11 years ago
No matter where I go, bacon always tastes like salty soap. It's the nastiest shit you can eat.
Smart thinking 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Ain't no laws against hitting cripples.
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real friend 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
What if one of them dies?
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Life gives you lemons 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Oranges can be yellow until they ripen.
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Therapy 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The 'I'm always getting screwed...' is a bolt. Bolts don't get screwed, they get ratcheted.
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The privacy scarf 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
There's no way number 4 can see anything, the opening starts below the eyes.
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I made this 2 years ago... Can be funny! 270 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I stabbed a child because I was horny. I have serial killer written all over me.
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Feels feels everywhere 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Guess you never met a crack whore.
What would you do? 35 comments
guest · 11 years ago
What if your mom's not calling your name from downstairs, but for help because she's in horrible pain?
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Original moon moon post for those who don't know what it is 136 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Dark Moon, the opposite of a full Moon. I guess that makes me more of a poser than a Werewolf.
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