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i was gonna call her a boss ass bitch till that last line lmfao

THX and XXX.

And when I was 10 I came home after my dog got a haircut and cry because I thought my parents changed my dog out for someone else's. But it was my dog he was just damn near bald lol

Am I wrong in thinking this is Islamic? Just curious to get the facts straight

Since no one is saying this... Nice tush... I love you too butt-man!

But in the person's defence maybe they thought the dog just looked different because it was after the groomers...

Miss me with that gay shit

Trolling like a boss

I volunteer as tribute!

10/10 would swipe right!

Wife? Yeah it's kinda both.
Just a GF? Eeeeehhhhhhh no that's not your car girl.
Although my fiancé kinda does the opposite thing lol. He's very willing to consider his car partially mine and vice versa. It really just depends on the couple and length of the relationship.

I like how the other guy in the queue is reading the comic he is in

Plug your phone in

Still gay though.

Missed me with that gay shit.

If you come in my house univited you'll see a real bright light right before you take your last breath.Its called MUZZLE FLASH!

No, he's the right tourist attraction. No mainstream, overviewed crap.

You mean Tokyo?

I saw this story. The guy was just mad Delta had seated the service dog next to him and not his owner who might need his dog

It doesn't look any more ridiculous or cliche than at any other attraction.

Well done everyone concerned, I salute you for your efforts.

Techer*

I'm in America, and I couldn't agree more.

I need those. But replace the she with he. Currently hardcore crushing on my close guy friends

Imagine if he fell asleep on his arm *jigsaw voice: I'd like to play a game*

I did the same for my black labrador. She is so adorable saying prayers beside me. Found it on Amazon and was reasonably priced.

And my store manager at the Walmart I work at removed ALL of the benches because he didn't like where the old people sat and talked. He's pathetic.

Nice work . butiful atmosphere... In shape of tille dolls...

Why was the emoji censored?

Some very sweet cat

So, what you mean is the basic concept for every female leading comic out there.

Come onnn,...I just need a ride 'cross town! LOL:)

Five years of student loans later and your blogging for a liberal propaganda rag

Thats Gay..... But then he shouted NO HOMO

We need to know his age as well. If a 32 year old grew a couple inches, that'd be impressive. If a 14 year old grew the same amount...yawn.

Five stars

Fag

THank you, I needed that

I once escaped kindergarten to get pizza

It doesn't work that way. In order to increase the loudness all cats would have to meow the exact same way. Same with humans. My psychology class went to a museum about senses and there was this small glass chamber where one could go in and shout as loud as possible. I went in alone and shouted "F*****CK". After me 5 others got in and screamed as loud as they could. The actual loudness was the same. Think of it like throwing stones in a lake. If you throw 1000 stones in they would not create a giant wave but many small ones. Some would amplify each other, some would cancel each other out. So 2bn cats would be 65/75 dB loud but at 2 billion different frequencies, driving every person with (for example) Asperger autism completely made but not creating a sound loud enough to put (presumably) the FRIGGING ZAR BOMB (the biggest ever detonated nuclear bomb) at shame