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And y'all wondered why I moved out at 16... 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm debating taking up stripping earlier than I intended (judge me, I don't care) to save up money to move out because my brother is getting more and more abusive as the months go by :(
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Reality check! 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is pretty spot on. I was with the guy I thought I would marry, we experienced all three and our relationship was not strong enough. We broke up but still remain friends.
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NYPD officers get ambushed 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They probably got fired
Sometimes, I guess it's better to take "no" for an answer 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
boys and men also need to be taught not to tell women to be nice. we're not responsible for your fee-fees
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Different leagues 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
except DC characters don't smile
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Hmmm deep 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
fuck Superman, I want Tony Stark
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Eel swimming through lake at the bottom of the Ocean 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The 'lake' is more heavily salinated, so more dense and heavy, compared to regular sea water so that's why it sinks to create this. I think this footage was from a Blue Planet II episode
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Satan 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
they would dissolve as soon as they get put in the contact lens liquid
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Eel swimming through lake at the bottom of the Ocean 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What is it made of? Heavy Water?
Cold 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I choked on my falafel laughing at this
NYPD officers get ambushed 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's nice to see the kids not getting shot..
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Fail 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Only watched it once, but if I remember correctly wasn't it not the birth itself but the broken heart? Like something was happening, her vitals were dropping for an unexplained reason, I seem to remember an alien midwife/doctor commenting on it.
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Poor Moth.. 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Funny bit about the moth named after trump: It lives in a somewhat fragile environment spanning southern California and Mexico, because no one took the time to sit the entire species down and teach them the importance of borders. That being said, due to this if trump ever did erect a wall, the species would plummet into extinction within one generation.
:) help yourself to some Zzzz 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Thanks man
How she wipe her ass tho 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I mean, the on the right
How she wipe her ass tho 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No, the one on the left works at DMV. And she works like the Flash, not the superhero one tho, the one from Zootopia.
Angry squeaking frog - super cute animal 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Ferrocious"
I fucking lost it there
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#deletefacebook 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
South park did it with the troll trace
Gotta keep watching 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Of course Spidey has Cap's shield
Decapitation 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This had me dead like why would u ask that
Richist 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I am very prejudiced against the rich. I hate them.
Truth be told 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
To the downvotes: do you not understand sarcasm.
I feel..... 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I can sandwich those little pizza with 2 slices of pineapples and sandwich 2 slices of pizza with pineapple in the middle.
Goddammit Jeff 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Lol f@$ck you Jeff you booger
Mmm! My favorite! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Under done
This kitty just found cat heaven 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Fleas and worms on all those toys
:) help yourself to some Zzzz 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sleep is for the weak
Realistic mannequin 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Only Lazy fat mericans....
Aliens 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Pussy génération
Ruining the roleplay 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*yawns* .... Really ???
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My luck with girls lately 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Shoulda opened with your bank account balance
Pakistani Police with a sense of humor!!! 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That’s no joke, they’re going to saw his hands off.
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Guy wanted a blanket, he got what he deserved 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If people give their time, effort and money into making something, then it's reasonable for them to ask for money
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People of middle earth united against the dark lord of Syria 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Had to hold back my laughter, not to wake up my sweetheart..hihihi.. did you write 'the shire' instead of Syria too?!
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What not to do in some countries 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The one from Chile is a lie...
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Poor Moth.. 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
D:
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Never forget 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
#neverforgetneverforgive
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Black Heron shades water with wings to see its prey better 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's actually the shade that attracts fish.
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PSA 81 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I agree so much they made this show and book glorifying a girl suicide, instead of you know anything else
Awww, cute horsie! 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I just realizes what a horse will look like if I had a bottom jaw of a dog jaw it's freaking scary
The most ridiculous death possible. Stabbed pinkie? 126 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I have no birth mark
Wake up to a snowball fight 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
In Michigan, it's called winter break. It's the last week of February during a frickin' blizzard.
Poor Moth.. 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So is he
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It works! Try it! 43 comments
guest · 6 years ago
okay A) this is racist but also B) you can just see it by unfocusing your eyes
Hair gel level: Asian 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Redline?
There's a small town in west Texas called Kermit. This is their water tower 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hi ho, Kermit the town here
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Fun in funeral 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
but what happens if someone else does that too, eh?
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Give this boyband a name! 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
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Spat out my drink reading this one 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
VORE
Makeup Artist Turns Herself Into Creepy Monsters That'll Give You Nightmares 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
she actually really good you should be a makeup artist for movies