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The guy in the vest is hot!

Meh, I'll rate you a 4 out of 10.

Friend 1: Why does that board have a knife?
Friend 2: It's Fencing

Dubious.

My fat ass saw this and said "ohh jelly!" then realized I meant jello then got sad because I realized it was actually water.

Thing is, kid leashes are kinda awesome. Gives the kid freedom to walk where they want to and look at shit and the parent can easily find their own kid and vice versa. It's a good thing for independence when the kid isn't quite old enough to be completely on their own yet.

Mine?

Perfection.

I thought that was a jawbreaker.

That’s sound like an ex. :/

Looks like a Puggle, ugly but really good dogs.

He doesn't mention if it was mostly his money.

Cruella devil

Did the cat really do that

I was just mean to my mom and this made me cry

I'm not hot, but Chris Hemsworth is gay...

When you’re a great and successful actor but get accused of poking young boys.

I hate it when people do this to dogs. They are not people. It obstructs their view and can give them vision problems. I hate people sometimes.

That's approximately six 24 packs so, not broke but definitely dead.

Bless them

Made me cry

And the pockets are bigger than those in ladies' jeans.

*whose

Why uk is going doun is the tax cuts for the rich .what do you expect from a tory government

Well, it makes fun of those stupid Christians, plus who would ever use a computer word processing program and printer, plus social media, to portray a group they dislike in a bad light and try to make a $#+load of money from the Internet?

Ok, if not beastiality, then what kind of love did he mean? I can only think of four that are illegal, and that's one of them. The other three are pedophilia, incest, and necrophilia. Now that we're obligated to recognize and support homosexuality (cuz it's legal for gays to marry) there aren't that many illegal "loves" left. Incest will be next for legalization and forced acceptance, since the pro-homosexuals' big argument was "who are we to judge what two consenting individuals do?" Then, pedophilia will have to be accepted in the name of not being an age Nazi. Who are we to judge? If you think that is repugnant, recall that some were against gays marrying (although not necessarily against them doing whatever mouth stuff and butt stuff they wanted) and they were marginalized, businesses hounded and ruined, and even received death threats before the "we need to not judge others and tolerate all behaviors" movement prevailed.

That's wonderful,that they helped, but you don't get to say you"finished a race" if someone carries you part of the way, and in fact the person carrying him is guilty of interfering with another contestant. Before you haters get your dander up, notice that I said it's wonderful what was done. I'm just giving you the normal rules for a race. The gesture was more important than the rules of the race.

So, gentlemen start your anger engines.

Yes, Ricky Gervais, the first name that springs to mind when thinking of great scientific minds.

It is awkward to know someone use a subway sandwich to get such self-satisfaction. Nonetheless, it is very creative lol

Notice how they picked on girls. Probably has a different opinion for boys, people like to have convenient opinions (assuming this is obviously a guy)

Definitely not a cowardly lion.

because of his history with his father I can see him freaking out about being a father figure because he believes he'll be just like him.

Don't refer to women as whores, you batshit noodle

It looks like jello

My dog actually snorted and sneezed when we walked through the door. We have no idea how it happened. We had thought maybe she was trying to smile at us because she thought she was human.

ugh he’s so sexy

yoU WHAT?

calm down collegekrebs

Good Lord .. Food porn

ha!