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It depends on how much money you have: for some people it's not a waste as they can afford a nice ring, a big wedding, and to have a life together (including a house).

#fake

I watched our biology teacher feeds rats to snakes in school. What's the difference?

How did you get this

Well...there was orange-tinted snow on the Alps this year (a mixture of Saharan dust & snow) so Bob's not totally wrong.

I am actually at the point in life where I'm sick of staying home and I want to go out, but I don't have friends.
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I'm sad now :c

Nope, I’ve never wondered anything about soccer.

It's a nice sentiment, but it never happened.

Ahhh

Florida man strikes again XD

Guess the "bitter truth" is only for the extremely petty then.

It sounds like you have a pretty awesome dad, and a wonderful relationship, cherish every bit of time you share together. God bless.

Such lazy fuck boiii

Anyone saying a tip should be given regardless of service is flat out wrong.
I don’t care if your whole family died in a car crash - nobody pays me a thing if I don’t show up to work.
And if I DO show up and I’m not working like I should be, they will fire me altogether - so sometimes it’s better not to show up at all.
That all being said, if you do show up, do your job as you should be and you will get your tips. It’s a commission job. That’s it that’s all. People just choose not to look at it that way so they can complain.
If you want a tip, earn it, just like anyone else in a commission paid position. If not, keep being mediocre and complaining- and see where that gets you. I’ve worked COMMISION-ONLY positions since I was 19. I don’t get paid a wage. But at 25 I have a very expensive apartment downtown, a luxury car and a lot of disposable income. With no “guarantee” of money - like salaries or hourly wages.

As someone (28) in a long term and happy relationship, also someone who's been through a lot of BS, let me tell you this: none of this matters. If this matters to you, you belong in elementary school, being a preadolescence. If someone tells you this crap matters in terms of a relationship with you, the simple answer is that they are not meant for you; why would you want to be with someone like that anyway? Age doesn't matter, height doesn't matter, you can travel to each other's location and have a plan for living close by/together in the near future, and it's the overall traits of a person that grabs you. Yes, physical appearance is your first impression, however personailities are the immediate second and make you want to get to know someone or run away really damn fast.
Just always be yourself, and only give time to those who strive to be with you.

Bullying is how we determine a pecking order before social status comes into effect. We are subconsciously aware of our place in the hierarchical structure of our community and this determines the chemicals our brains produce equaling happy, healthy balanced people or sickly, weak, depressed people. Bullying is a test of just how much of other people’s shit you will eat before you exert yourself, it’s an indicator of your self worth.
Apologizing for testing people’s self worth to determine if they are friend, foe, or inconsequential is a creation of modern Marxism. It’s like apologizing to your neighbour because you work harder, work smarter, and are more successful.
If diversity truly is our strength, then allow for alpha-bulls and beta-cucks alike, the universe is balance.

Sick prick.

He's like a bad case of Hillary herpes. Will not go away

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Pretty sure those are Mormons :-)

Jaywalking isn't illegal in the UK

Its a dogs legs you idiot's

Who eats a pizza with a fork and knife? That's uncultured you swine.

Awesome chart! Thanks so much for sharing!

-Oscar Wilde

The turtles were still there you just couldn't see them.

I didn't want diamonds, so my husband got me an aquamarine and white sapphire ring set in sterling silver. Less than $100 from J.C. Penny and much more beautiful than most engagement rings I've seen.

Primed and ready for battle, Sir

My wife did that once and it was so so so hot.

Ladies, do this to your husband in his 20s or 30s. By the time we hit 40, we really need to use the bathroom first thing in the morning. Also, if you let us know that this treat is a possibility, then we can shower the night before.

TIA,
An appreciative guy

Jack gets 0 thats waht he gets for coming out of f ing nowhere

If that's true then,
1. Why are there Baby On Board *stickers*? It implies that the first responders should be searching for a baby even when the vehicle is driven without one on board,
2. Why don't the people who transport babies remove the cling or suction cup versions when there ISNT a baby on board for that particular trip?

Essentially, we've made these meaningless.

"Here dogs, generous me is giving you a whole banana to share!"

He'll NO!

Ah yes. Nothing like uncontrollable tears to make my day even better

Life hack

In Germany he is called Horst.

Damn girl

They were so good together

Its called you find your soulmate, get married and have kids. Duh.

Fuck man its all I've got. I can't just magically make them grow.

Btw this is a very American thing. Tipping isn't done in many countries at all. Most people in other countries think tipping is weird as fuck lol.

I told my fiancé back when we were looking at rings that since he insisted on getting a real diamond and such for the ring, if he spent more than 400 I'd never forgive him. (This price he negotiated out of me lol)
For anyone wanting a better deal, Amazon. It's where he got mine and also used my mom's prime account for free shipping. It was like 350 total, and really good for the quality it is. :)

Am I the only one who hates shit like this?

I strongly disagree. The only thing that matters is distance and that's only because our genetics tell us if we aren't reproducing we are failing our species.