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Praise white Jesus! 31 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And you think the JWs are right? They weren't eye witnesses either.
future plannings 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I told my husband if he wants to name our kids he needs to push out a baby and experience labor for 8 hours. Now he's letting me name our kids.
Feels good to be a girl 33 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Stripper
Please be a pattern 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Better things might come around if we planned long-term and stopped thinking about whether an action would benefit us immediately. Btw our standard of living compared to the 60s is ludicrously higher. People take so many conveniences as necessity that they trap themselves on a hamster wheel trying to pay for it all.
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Of cucumbers and watermelons 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well they are in the same plant family so...
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Somebody call 911 on her 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Worthless bitch
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She still mad 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Welcome to 2008 Funsubstance.com
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Please be a pattern 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It’s a joke....
This is a nopefish aka devils goldfish 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is this real? Where is this? I need to know so I don’t go swimming there...
Punny guy 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
wat
Rules to live by 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Thank you, guest.
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Completely covered 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I think this is my favourite post on the internet. Everytime I see it I end up laughing for a good 10 minutes
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Shifty 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Can we talk about why Putin is posing like that?
Balancing a spinning top on a katana 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Do it without the top spinning.
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Eye for eye and...He deserved it 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So I checked and apparently I was wrong. While this case is fake, it seems that there has been one such case of retaliation by the courts. However it has many intricate details since you can't exactly recreate the injuries, the Islamic Law cannot be done easily. While it is done for murder all the time.
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Marines 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's a big ass banana
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He turned himself in 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Norton is a piece of shit.
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Just thought it was an interesting connection 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah... look up some of the comic history of Captain America when he leaves the title and you'll see how it doesn't make much sense. Good try otherwise I suppose.
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Hockey and lactation 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Probably as a matter of convenience of getting into or out of hockey gear. They are in a locker room after all. Could also have just been more comfortable.
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Sexual harassment!!!!!!!! 26 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What a fucking stupid way to protest.
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The cat and the hare 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Rabbit
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Don't dead, open inside 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hug someone now!
Sexual harassment!!!!!!!! 26 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Don't look at her! She has a boyfriend!!!
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Nope 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And "I don't understand that reference" is what Castiel says. So right now I'm not sure if you really don't get that reference or if you were just making a reference of your own lol
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Feels good to be a girl 33 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"For every shot" didn't specify shots of what. There's no reason to make a fuss over it, just a stupid guy being fooled.
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Innovative way of cheating 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Teacher: *pulls curtains*
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You're a beautiful smol bean 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
and other jokes you can tell yourself
Tyrone vs Alibaba 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
YAH
Nope 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Those are both things the character Bobby says
Hockey and lactation 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It is amazing how much attention some people need!
Hockey and lactation 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah stick a gross sweaty hockey-stink boob in your kids mouth cause you can’t take a year off; but it’s playoffs bro!
Adorable students reacting to a gorgeous teacher 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yooooo that dude is gorgeous
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Rampage 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Doom wasn't great, but also wasn't the worst video game movie by far. If they didn't do that final sequence were it was like he was playing the game it probably would have been even better. Until then the movie was actually a pretty standard sci-fi/horror movie, then they forced that in and took it straight to campy video game status.
Even Netflix knows 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
A truly good writer can tell a compelling story while using intelligence and logic as well. The fantastical can be forgiven if it is presented well.
Then again, we don't see Micheal Bay movies for their compelling stories.
Eye for eye and...He deserved it 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The thing is that's a lie. Twenty drops of what? Laws in Iran don't work like that
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Shoddy Job 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
We don't know what the final product will look like. It is entirely possible the leaked pics are street cloths, or will be altered digitally.
NOW do you believe me when I tell you I'm overwhelmed? 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You can suck 5 dicks at the same time?
Eye for eye and...He deserved it 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Acid attacks in cities with large Muslim immigrant flow have increased tenfold. Up next: beheadings in Times Square.
YouTube again 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's ironic that corporations that fuck the environment, have sweatshops all around the world and fuck every body over, don't want to place their ads on non-PC videos. Fuck them all
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Eye for eye and...He deserved it 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Because she has to live like that, so why shouldn't he have to too?
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Unfair questions :(! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
i don't get it... i know he's an orca but why is this an unfair question?
Releax 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Man, the endings suck tho. Very disappointed Ubisoft.
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The terror of the seven seas. ''Ho ho ho and a bottle of milk'' 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I’m gonna shit on everything you love
Apply holy water to burnt area 42 comments
guest · 6 years ago
As always people have no idea what they are talking about. The first calls homosexuality an abomination. Obviously God isn't just going to say, "oh it's alright now." The punishments though are under the old law before Jesus's death, we are now under the law of the spirit. Anyway that was back when sex after marriage was expected.
Something that always irked me as a child 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
4th
Godwin's law in action 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
you really are stupid as fuck ~Germany
Multiverse 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Isn’t that how McDonalds got big? By selling hotdogs.
Guilty as charged 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yes finally! Someone’s explained it perfectly
After 15 minutes its all legal 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wow. Is this a joke?