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A nine year old still getting Tooth Fairy money????

The wise man has a point.

"She", "he"

Yeah and I also take like 5 pairs of socks for a weekend trip even tho I usually wear the same socks for a week

guys I scratched my elbow can I get 17 likes?

I'm picturing Ash from Supernatural.

Benji from Hooters

Give son more money as reward for his scientific approach to the world around him

5 what? What kind of uncivilized, different-with-the-rest-of-the-world measurement is that?

And it's end with u

Basically what they are: pretty cute beasts with a horn, you want to put a ballerina costume on them and give them names such as Savana Princess or Pawsy McPaws, and they will mangle you to death without a second thought. More people are killed by rhinos than any other non-human species. My totem animal <3

Well, there are already colors we cannot see, sounds we cannot hear, so... yeah, most definitely!

Also you'd be a botanist, not a florist.

Here lies Matthew Chisholm. He was a great friend to my house.

Spiderman :)

The kid SOUNDS smart, but a real smart kid would have kept their damn mouth shut and let the racket continue.

Might have been.

That last half of the paragraph sounds oddly inappropriate. Screaming your name and you say yeeeeaaaah...

As someone who lives where prom doesnt exist I am impressed by the creativity of these people

Still going strong.

Ah, the trollop with the scallops...
The tart with the cart...

I can remember thinking in the theatre that if I stuck a pen in my eye, I'd be allowed to leave. Never in my life have I contemplated self harm to get out of a situation, but the watchmen was close.

At this point, I'm not sure if DC can do anything right

How to be a stereotypical British person 101

Fake.

Unfortunately you share melanin levels with a group of people who while only occupying 13% of the population also commit 50% of all murders, not to mention other violent crime. I’m sorry that it’s statistically likely you are harming other members of society.

How'd she not float to the top?

This reminds me of my childhood.. thank you!

That’s animal abuse and it’s wrong

His lips are very small, only in that they aren’t wide enough for his face. I think lol

I’m going to assume it’s a she being that she’s wearing a skirt

What a waste of resources

He will have to work and join the army

Your nephew looks like a cat

someone needs to write a story about a modern prince who grows up with a pet croc. Anyone who opposes him has to deal with his "ambassador from Australia"

I would date that guy

That looks like a fox.

Definitely

Unfortunately Alfie Evans isn't doing too great.

This movie finally brought something funny to this world. Thanks, OP.

<rant> First, being ashamed will help nobody. The will to change is a completely different thing, and your efficiency at changing is actually hindered by being ashamed of what you want to change. Second, why should slim and muscular people be free to roam half-naked, but fat people wear a T-shirt at all times? Not trying to be a SJW, but there shouldn't be stuff that you can or cannot do depending on your physical appearance. Either everyone can go shirt-free, or no one can. </rant>

If this wasn't so darned cute, it would actually be kinda creepy.

Thanos dies

i thought he was wearing a zombie mask... oO