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B for should've worn a bun

It even has a noise suppressor on it's opening.

Good stuff.. gotta keep it family when we can.

ZUCC

What a good boy

This reminds me of the movie Big Fish.

You CAN summon something like Satan, but it will cost you an arm and a leg

I initially thought this would be a fictional story about how the inmate expected the cell doors to open for a shakedown but they never did. One day, two days, five days pass. The lights are on, the toilets flush, but the guards have disappeared. The cell doors stay closed. And then...

This is one of the reasons way i dont drink and drive then other is my cousin Holly passed because of it

Hana

Love has been found to be a very helpful way to recover. It won't cure some things but it makes days a helluva lot better and bareable.

Always nice to see memes from my homeland.

So cute

yay

As an aunt, I second this!

so tru

that was me in the back fuck

big words for a big town

It's Mammy from Tom and Jerry.
Also in the episode were they are celebrating 4 of July. Tom gets his head stuck in a tea kettle, and Jerry drops a cracker in through the spout resulting in a explosion and Tom ends up with 'the blackface'.

You absolute cucumber

So cute

As a catholic, one thing I hate is when people use the Bible to justify their hatefulness. You know what the Bible also says? You can’t mix fabrics- but yet, Bertha, you are wearing fucking JEANS and COTTON! The Bible says you can’t get a divorce, but what happened with your last five husbands, HUH? You can’t have premarital sex, but you, a “devout catholic”, had a kid at 16 and are CURRENTLY having an affair with your boss. Huh, BERTHA?
I have a lot of anger.

On their way to Bremen

We need more vigilantés like this

We americans out number the brits massively, so really there is american english and then the backwards ass gargling that is british english

Anon has switched to team FEM

I'm sad because these aren't at disney land paris anymore :( I wish they were still!

Edison didn't actually steal Tesla's stuff. Tesla sold the rights to Westinghouse, who then used AC power to beat Edison into the ground. The whole Tesla/Edison rivalry is pretty over exaggerated. Tesla kept going and working on new shit on government grants until his experiments stopped producing quick results and the government cut him off.

I think the thing that surprised me the most was how much time they devoted to the Thor Drax romance...Dave Bautista really shows off his range as a power bottom...

This is more of a problem in america. Most places in the world don't extort people over vision as much as the US does.
Find an online store to buy your glasses and contacts, you will save a bundle. I got glasses and contacts for under $100 and they last me at least a year.

Well I guess it doesn't help that he's played by Tom Hardy then

“We are Venom”

today i was walking home and i saw a goat walking down the street lmfao and i live in the city

aww doggo looks like marbles

i want more!

What have you done...

Delicious

Yeah, cuz in countries with socialized medicine, you never have an instance of someone gaining a lot of money and dying soon after.

THIS IS EVERYWHERE JAYSUS

Once I was handed my food by a waiter and after he told me to enjoy my meal I started to reply "Thanks, you too" and my brain was like "abort abort, just say thanks" but I was already halfway through so I actually said "Thanks yanks" and we just stared at each other