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The reason 200 pounds of feathers are heavier than 200 pounds of bricks 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
im bad with this type of stuff to be honest
I'm no expert but...there is a chance 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Crazy bitch definitely has something to hide
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It’s a Horrible Life (Spooky Story) 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Do you write these stories @mrhatman1 ??
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When things work out 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I fell in love with a popular older girl in my school.
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I think I’m fucked
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Cant argue with that kind of logic 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
With love
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Can cucumbers feel pain? 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Because they can't do what vegans do, so they prefer to attack vegans to make themselves feel better.
Everyone knows our supreme leader, Kim Jon Um, created Jesus! 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Okay that is really over the top, but its probably true that he was muscular as he was a carpenter
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Wallet in the Sewers (Spooky Story) 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
With only a little .22 better safe than sorry.
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Finnish healthcare system 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Also, it's affordable in a homogeneous country where people societally prefer to work and it's not desirable to be on welfare as a lifestyle but only as a temporary condition to get you through between jobs. When vast swaths of people want to rest in the welfare hammock, it gets too expensive for the fewer taxpayers to cover the career welfare consumers.
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Wallet in the Sewers (Spooky Story) 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Double-tap the sternum, one to the head is sufficient.
Perfect fit 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Dude I nearly came
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Woah 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They use pears because they're cheap, sweet, and mild flavored - you can cover up the flavor of pear without a lot of work, and it's solid instead of just being corn syrups (HFCS and standard CS). It has nothing to do with the flavor of pear being anywhere remotely close to natural or artificial strawberry.
Waddup 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
asses too
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Double the benefit 24 comments
guest · 6 years ago
you know what
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Double the benefit 24 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'd make nudes on the weekend and masturbate to myself...
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When the evil Queen gets pranked.  8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I thought it was raven
Bathroom with glass floor over an abandoned elevator shaft 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You're shitt*ng into oblivion
Sonic and his gold rings 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
.Lifer
Sonic and his gold rings 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Poppo
Seeing Red (Spooky Story) 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Damn. Keep these up they're really good
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Nokia bricks were the best 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Nice tits though..
It's beautiful 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Spoiled brat
Our kitchen meets all sanitary requirements, sir 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
More muffin for the same price
Perfect fit 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is it wrong to be sexually attracted to perfection?
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Keep at 70 degrees 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And completely avoids Florida
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Double the benefit 24 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My girlfriend is bi so I see no problem whatsoever
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Underground dynamite detonation liquefies the earth 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It was only a 1kg charge buried 6m deep in soft soil. So it's almost same effect when somebody farts under a blanket
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Tuition fees in detail 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I know,it doesn't support the beloved narrative of victimhood, but most cities have an extension college or small college. You could attend college while staying at home and saving money on rent, if not board as well. All four of my kids have gotten scholarships of at least a third of tuition from the university. Both they and I received outside scholarships, but I didn't get anything from the university itself. So, it looks like most of us used to pay "list price" for tuition, but nowadays very few do.

If Yale's tuition is too salty for you, your state university is probably half that.

I'm not saying there aren't challenges, but you can sit around and cry about how unfair life is, or you can do the things that are within your power and not let the things you can't affect prevent you from doing so.
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Who cares!? It's a hair style! 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
luckybrewster--Have you KNOWN black women who were told that or have been fired, or are you just repeating things you heard from someone who heard it from someone else who figured it was probably true based Ina misunderstood comment taken out of context? I have never heard of that, and I've been in the workforce for decades, plus know enough African Americans that this would have come up if it did indeed ever occur to people they know.
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Whoa whoa whoa ease up off me. 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
GeT yOuR hAnDs oFF mE i MigHt cAtcH smARt
73 is minimum number 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So it does solve everything...
I feel old 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I stopped whatching one piece a long time ago. What the f*ck? Why is luffy an elderly woman now? What I miss?
Am I the only one who hates it? 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hayden Panettiere
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In Marvel movies, people die, but not really 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I heard that Groot really did die and that small Groot is his son. I think the writers confirmed it too.
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Looking at you "My Big Fat Fabulous Life." 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This pisses me off to no end. I keep being told that I'm pretty the way I am and should be positive about my body. But I am not happy with it because I can't even go up four flights of stairs without wheezing. Body Health should be the norm not this.
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The next time some sicko tells you they slept like a baby 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Crying until a titty is shoved into my mouth does not seem like a bad thing. I'll definitely sleep like a baby
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Screw your health 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Me too. More for us, I guess.
Queen of hell 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
As a straight man, I will gladly accept my new title. KNEEL BEFORE YOUR QUEEN BITCHES!
Great time 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I have a son and a daughter. This isn’t funny.
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Whoop, there it is 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Also, the people boycotting the NRA are not just trying to get rid of the NRA; they're trying to change gun laws.
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Sound of Silence (Spooky Story) 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is writhing, twisting for upward gain
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Zukerburg vs Elon 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'd have money too if I could get idiots to pay $500 for a $20 weed burner by simply calling it a flamethrower.
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Sweet revenge 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Calling someone a bitch is not a crime, it’s just rude
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Try to find me 63 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That was cool
Woah 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I am sad for all the people that think strawberries do not have a scent... you are describing it beautifully!
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A very useful car trick 311 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I have a VW Passat and I will definitely keep this in mind. Thanks!
Stupid things 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm trying honestly not to read too much into this posting
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Do doubt 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Grandma Lecter would probably feed her grandchildren... you know
The scariest farm animal 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's hilarious!
I'm WATCHIN you!
Paradox of tolerance 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So,instead of being intolerant of true intolerance, we're intolerant of,ideas that are different than what we like.
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