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That is by far the best battle cry ever. HO HO HO MOTHERF***KER

“It is probably not a news flash to tell you the Dutch are really, really good at speed skating. All but five of the 110 medals they’ve won have been on the speed skating oval. Now, ‘Why are they so good?’ you may be asking yourselves. Because skating is an important mode of transportation in a city like Amsterdam which sits at sea level. As you all know, it has lots of canals that can freeze in the winters. So, for as long as those canals have existed, the Dutch have skated on them to get from place to place, to race each other, and also to have fun.”
Katie Couric 2018 Olympics observation

Body pill sounds fun!

There’s an alcoholic drink called Windex, looks just like it too

According to Snopes this is true: www. snopes.com/fact-check/do-farmers-feed-cows-skittles/

windex isn't carbonated
so clearly i'm choosing the glass on the left

McDonalds' usually have their braille menu, have had them for many years.
Braille menus are expensive to make (plastic, metal, anything other than paper), or print (paper). Honestly many restaurants offer their menus online and a refreshabraille or screen reader or text to speech app would allow them to have a readable menu without the expense of changing it each time an item was added/removed.

Tryin ta make things look worse than they really are

If it was to his wife he would have his face in too, then he said dont tell her...

Cats are destroying the bird population

Muslims suffer this degree of trauma and worse because of usa / uk/ israel just look at irannand syria but one white person gets injured and we must remember their name

Thats an infamous corner in town where I live, for the full glorious clip, look up "Duke Street Massacre" on youtube, it gets much much better

And afterwards you can count the little grooves in the plastic to see how much oil got onto it. (Just use oven mitts)

I hate shows like this they always put me on edge and give me nightmares.... Its kind of sad that I am 18 now and cant watch Adventure Time without getting freaked out but my 8 year old cousin loves the show so flipping much that it is the only thing he watches.

Their both handsome men

Eatings?! Learn to speak properly!

What there is nothing in that pic dumbo

Lemongrab is so motherhugging wierd.

Here's the other side of wanting 22 year old men and not boys, is that those are better potential mates for the women who are earning college degrees and what are traditionally responsible jobs. If the handful of men are married by 22 all that's left are boys that live in their parents' basement and get a part time job when they need money for video games.

Also, I don't mean a stereotype masculine man like Gaston who thinks women should be pretty and quiet, I mean a man who wants to take on the work--whether it's the world of engineering, or big business, or starting a small business or being a great welder or machinist--and wants a partner in that life.

Finally, I really wish people who cite the gender pay gap would notice that it includes a lot more variables than only gender.

Having gone to Vietnam, I can confirm the accuracy

Like every patient is young and attractive.

My gynecologist friend once burst someone's bubble when tsp,Rome was saying how lucky he was and he replied "imagine the average overweight women and grandmas you see on the street, plus they come to me when something is seriously wrong with their equipment."

He also doesn't like mushrooms on his pizza because, as he says, he tries every day to kill fungus.

The pro-life people say that a fertilized egg is a human life, not that an egg or sperm by itself is a human life. There's no chance of ever having a real discussion if you purposely misrepresent the other side's view so,you can argue against a false premise just because it's easy to beat and easy to make fun of.

Because transportation would result in your Pringles becoming just a bunch of salty crumbs.

He reminds of FBI Director Bullock from American Dad

There he is standing on a blimp and there is a plane behind

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So it all evened out and I'm somewhere in between.

FANTASTICO QUIERO VER MAS

Why isn't there any tree?

This is the first picture I've seen him smiling in. Nice.

He’s going to be dapper for life. Win!

Hahaha! Busted!

THAT FACE.

Whelp, all this time I don't know I'm a hobbit already

I love this picture! It’s so funny

Pit bulls are famous for their unrelenting, single-mindedness when they attack. There are hundreds of videos of pit bulls attacking while people pull, hit, kick, even stab the damn things and they won't let go. You combine that with a psychopathic level of unpredictability and you have a dangerous animal - not a fucking pet.

Don’t like robbing banks? Don’t rob one.
Don’t like having your rights taken? Don’t take someone else’s.