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won't the bottle get hot, expand, and explode?

You should hope the lion has a buddhist heart so they only eat vegetable

He says that bc I dont know in others countries, but in France if you order separatly its for example 10$ whereas if you take a menu you pay 9.50$ for the same things

In a movie, there was a girl whose hair was just like an exGF of mine, and for an instant I smelled her hair. It was years earlier that we'd split, and the girl didn't even look like her...it was just the hair length, color and style.

bethorien--Since you claim that " Natives have never had anything correctly described, depicted, or reported on. Ever. Period. Full stop" and since you are describing/depicting something about "natives," by your own definition you must be incorrect and inaccurate.

That would work though, right? Making guns illegal,keeps them out of the hands of criminals, which is why Chicago, Baltimore and other cities with strict anti-gun laws are so safe. So, we can just make tornadoes illegal and that'll be one more instance where the government can solve our problems.

Yeah, but I suppose a movement would start to force us to refer to the tornadoes as "undocumented" instead of "illegal." And, then there'd be those that would protest the stopping of the actual destruction of the tornadoes...I mean, it's not fair for the destruction to be stigmatized because of the illegality of the tornadoes that caused it.

They M U N C H.

Pagophagia (from Greek: pagos, frost, + phagō, to eat) is the compulsive consumption of ice or iced drinks. It is a form of the disorder pica.

What did he think was gonna happen?

As much as I enjoy the view, short-shorts are not appropriate for a grandmother’s birthday party, period.

10/10 would date

from pokemon to fucking alien

FAAAAKKKKEEEEE

Wasn't this posted like a long time ago with a whole lot of substers drama with it??

Her butt cheek is sticking out

I'm at an unusual point in my life where adults ask me if my parents are home, and children ask me if I have any kids of my own

begone thot

Keegan Lowe’s parents were an Olympic medalist skier and multiple Stanley Cup winning defensemen, and that kid is a plug!

That is terrible but that dude is buff

That is so awesome

That’s awesome!!

So there 2 sides to flat earth ? Under and on top?

i am fasting right now. this motivated me to keep going.

Just got roasted

not that i guess

My whole school wore chinese dresses and whatnot for chinese new years. We're an international school. I don't even have a chinese person in my class. No one gave a shit because we all felt awesome.

Put a harness on your cat for vet visits. It works wonders. My cat HATES the vet and they used to suggest I get her behavior training because she was so mean to them. I put a harness on her, and I get instant floppy cat. She behaves at the vet now.

It not schimmwagen enough

Did you mean: inspect element

Hilarious!
(not)

Cool waterslide

Oh lord, I Knew I'd find the heightened losers on this idiot post... Not disappointed. Nearly dies laughing. Please don't have children...

It reminds me of King Leonidas when he explains to Xerxes that he has many slaves...but few warriors

I was talking to a group of guys at school and they referred to me as Penny XD

um...no

And she needs permission to put on a hat because?

That’s some thick ice! I can’t believe she cut through it!