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Even though there is nothing inside

Well at least I can turn the thermostat up now

I eat ass call 520ass-eater665

Solve what... What is that?

Marry that girl

Can we talk about this dogs self control! My dog would be eating it before I even set it on the floor

That’s like calling NASCAR fans rascist...oh wait...

Why does this read like something my aunt would post on Facebook?

Still fake, but still funny.

What exact species of horse is this?

The future is now, old man.
(Also, I love when they get a sheet of paper just for the three people in the world that have no idea what "magnetic" means.)

So, you’re saying 24 inches of pizza is more than 18 inches of pizza, wow

That's so me. I can't even finish the joke sometimes

It’s been years. Everytime i wash a spoon, I realize a little too late i should angle it differently.
Damnit.

oui j en fait parti

oui j en fait partis de ses creatures

Its not Japan.

Yukihaki-san, if you REALLY believe that, then you need very serious psychoanalysis .. soon.

She's a goddess!

Love this movie

坑爹的可靠吗

man was he wrong

Little dog: who you calling 'little', bitch?

I read "under-attacked" and was confused

looks like the same woman

Apparently it's popular to,accept the "Love is Love" mantra. We must not,judge any of it, even if someone believes that homosexuality is wrong....judging is the ultimate crime. OK, you non-judgers, what about incest and pedophilia? Still forbidding people to be judgmental, or is it OK when it's something YOU don't care for?

Same thing for diversity, right? If diversity is so beneficial, why isn't Africa trying really damn hard to,attract whites, Hispanics and Asians? Why aren't the powers that be encouraging immigration to Asia to increase diversity? It seems selfish for the west to hog all this benefit-increasing diversity for ourselves.

I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe...

Agreed that adulting is not that hard. But, omg, being a parent and being responsible for several other people can be rough.

Werk It

Nigeria: fraud capital of the world

Upgrade.

Just depends on how your relationship ended I guess...

You could keep a red panda as a pet?!?

The dog aint got no worries and is a freeloader

she looks like Cole Sprouse and Cody Christian's love child

onyx

i want a guy like elon

bruh that’s a tasty looking lasagne

Pilot: Chuck Norris

I once surprised my ex by cleaning his entire house, doing his laundry, and bringing a plate full of my famous chocolate chip cookies while he was working (this was after we were divorced, but we were amiable at this time and he had given me a key to his place). When he got home, he literally whines and complained that I (accidentally) unhinged his bed frame when I made his bed.

Please note the respirator this guy is wearing - before you try to figure this out for yourself, remember to protect yourself enough not to breathe in toxic fumes!

I work at a no-kill shelter & we get dogs that have behavioral issues without least expecting it from that breed. They’re not even Pitties, Staffies, Rotties, etc. These poor animals go through bad experiences BECAUSE OF HUMANS & they lose that trust towards us. It’s beautiful that we have people dedicated in helping that animal with socialization skills & positive reinforcement. I’m a big Pittie lover & have always had that breed. She’s great with my five year old son & we love her to death.

mah hearth ma kokoro

Welcome to Aussie

i want a kit kat now :(