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Mine likes to turn off at random between 40% and below

I am OUTRAGED that this university seeks to,glorify only white male authors.

All this emphasis on dick size, no ones talking about huuuuge vaginas

must be in mint condition? I don't wanna know the things he's been through

Minimum wage was never meant to be livable. If your life plan involves raising illegitimate children while working a McJob then all the inflation in the world ain’t gone save you.

Nature is awesome!

Can any of you prove it the wage gap exists?

Maybe not star Prince

Baby hawk is tired of your shit!!!

Just to make it slightly worse for you guys, that also happens on the same day that he notices it's his birthday.

Africans were enslaved by the Arab world for around a thousand years but we don't hear them complaining about that... Ironically the worst racists I've had the misfortune to meet were originally from the African continent. Down vote all you want but they love playing the victim card.

I'm liking that tiny cow statue in the background lololol

Bitch, please. I take my dignity off for a liberal arts degree ...so This has paid for none of my student loans, gotten me 2 bus passes, 2 roommates, and crippling depression. Call me a joke but don’t forget to put “BROKE” in front of that.

Works

Not really the most exciting story, but my brother and I play co-op in Borderlands 2, and as we were playing this DLC I was driving and he was in the gunner seat. As soon as Mr Torgue said this, i drove the vehicle off a cliff and killed both of us.
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His character was Maya.

I can see more than 3 roses

That’s a Pokémon

Don't tell me what to do. I'll ride in on my charger holding an American flag in my left hand and a beer in my right while shouting "FREEEDOOOOM" I'll scare the tornado away.

i swear if he banned pewds then that guy is savage

i would gladly get in that

It's usually in reference to first world countries...
But way to be dramatic

That might of took ages to write down

Anyone know if this was completely autonomously generated by a bot, or if it was more of a human-robot collaboration like botnik's stuff (the guys behind the Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like A Pile of Ash thing)?

Even if your location is off, if you're using a web browser and are connected to a wifi network, the network's IP address can still be used by websites to get your location (or at least the location of the network, which is going to be pretty much within a street's width of your location)

When you're trying to get snacks in the middle of the night and someone turns on the lights

Trudeau is a homo, but he’s too much of a coward to admit it to himself

I like that theory but rapunzel and eugene are wayyyyy to young to have had 13 children (lets say rapunzel needs 10 months for 1 baby, 9 months being pregnant and 1 month getting pregnant again, that would be 130 monts, 11 years, until hans was born, now hans is 23, if we add that to the 11 years from before we have 34 years, rapunzel is 18 and eugene is 26 when tangled ended, if they started this baby making factory right after their movie she would be 52 and eugene 60 years old) and they don't look that old to me :)

who sells their own shit??

Because it fukin remembers where you were last time

Some Spiders are more Parker than others

their testosterone levels do not frighten anyone...

major oof