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When you leave Iran 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Obviously they make women wear that for official documents, women in Iran won't wear such a veil ordinarily. And believe me the mullas want to force women to be like the photo, but they won't get thei way. Viva la resistance
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Car has a Taco holder 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Until you hit a bump and get lettuce and cheese flying all over the place!
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How does this even hap- Oh...OH! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I can just imagine a speed bump hitting the middle of the car. Would if take the fake window out or would it just dent it? Or would it be alright if it went over a speed bump?
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Chirp chirp 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Legitimately had this same thought yesterday while walking in the rain.
When you leave Iran 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
you are an idiot
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Doube plot twist..? 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
OMG loving it!!
Our King has fallen 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
FEED HIM
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I've got left over money 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But if she looks like waluigi she already has the top two features
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/fit/izen harbors no malice 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My wife is way outta my league, it’s good to be lucky.
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They're faking it 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's not that girls actually have blood phobias, it's that swooning at the sight of blood was the polite thing to do for a while in certain cultures at certain time periods. Blood and gore were "manly", the ideal women was not "manly", an un-manly person would not be able to handle the sight of blood, therefore an ideal woman should faint at the sight of blood. So they would, usually faking it. And even when a culture changes over time, elements can still leave a lasting impression, like the stereotype that women can't handle blood.
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Nerd Fight 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"First officer, beam a photon torpedo into their cockpit". End of fight.
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"Can you clean and cook tho" 32 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So if I'm blond, I'm uneducated?
They're faking it 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I am a girl, and I see blood every month
A firemen in the Netherlands 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Froozoone
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Me IRL 32 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Who really wants human contact? Ew
Who would be Divergent? 37 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Dauntless
Its a shame 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Stallone actually starred in a porn movie in 1970.
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Its a shame 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Why does an engineering student become a teacher? But anyway the hair still looks fabulous.
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That's why girls are jealous of cargo pants 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Doubt
"Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope ___" "What is 'it does'?" 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I’m extremely happy that vine is gone!
"Can you clean and cook tho" 32 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Men aren’t intimidated by smart women. Dumbasses like that are. This is not the norm.
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"Can you clean and cook tho" 32 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I think at some point, you also get annoyed if your partner is too busy with their studies. It’s same as when a girl gets annoyed when her bf is gaming 24/7. I don’t agree with how he thinks that a female’s place is in kitchen/house, but I agree with “you’re too busy for me” if you’re the kind of person who wants attention. But he did act dumb, smh.
Accidentally typed "Soviet Onion" in Google Search, not disappointed 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How does one accidentally type "Soviet Union" into a search?
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That's why girls are jealous of cargo pants 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Just buy men's shorts then
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Omg shiny...wait.... 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
??? What's the bad news?
Ironing those creases 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It is definitely a photoshop because in that pic, he is not just leg-less, but also ass-less!
Wide awake 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So.... is he christian or a jew?
No surprise here 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'd think that possibly the amount of people with depression and the severity of depression has been pretty constant over time, and the increased acceptance and support of people with depression has made it easier to talk about it in modern times, skewing the results as self-reporting is the only way to get statistics on depression, but I haven't looked at their studies or researched data collection methods for statistics on depression or checked to see if this thought has been already addressed or done any of that, so this is just me postulating without facts...
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Rest in peace to those killed in the shooting 76 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Technically you can legally own a grenade launcher, it's just that you can't legally own the grenades.
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No surprise here 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I’m having a great time here! Every day above ground is a good day!
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Can you spot the mistake? 204 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The window does not open
BEST BOY 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Employee of the millennium
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Made it myself 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Don't go and get all Bourdain on us now
Same type 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
As long as I receive the package of motorcycle parts and get rid of the box before she gets home, she just assumes my hobby only cost thousands not 10’s of thousands of dollars.
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Play dead 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I mean it IS one white person and 5 black guys so....its basically porn
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Politics in a nutshell btw 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Demon_razgriz is right. We are willing and at the precipice of completing the gene drive to evolutionarily alter the entire species to forego human deaths. Shark attack’s are more reported because they happen far less frequently and thus are rare enough events to bat an eye at whereas we have taken effective and continue to take even harsher controls of staving off mosquito deaths.
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Looks good to me 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Did he die? Please tell me he died. Such a waste for such magnificent thing to happen only for the racer to simply survive...
Like a sir 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
JThanks
What happe 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
WHAT THE F
Lol colon 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That’s disrespectful to the souls we whites killed
Your second daily wholesome post 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is it stuck to a glue trap??
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Let's see how many monsters we have on FunSubstance 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Money don't grow on trees
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Let's see how many monsters we have on FunSubstance 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
... and mouths to feed. There ain't no rest for the wicked!
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What happe 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This can't be rea
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roque 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's called working out
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Its too darker than him 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'd do the same on the african continent. *yuk*
Lung in a box - the system is used to keep organs healthy during transport 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Totally read lunch instead of lung.
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Lost virginity to crazy frog 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I lost my virginity to...... oh no. Never mind.
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devil robots :< 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah I stand corrected, it is possible since they specified the range
Dumbest things said on the facebook 25 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This isn’t your everyday stupid. This is advanced stupid: