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The muzz mayor of londonstan is a complete twat

The greatest battles ever fought were in the mi

It's not that simple to save other countries. You know, the passport, visa, and everything...

These people are weird. When someone tells me his food is vegan, I want to take a bite even more. A regular beefsteak? Yeah, I know what it tastes like. Extra-pepper green lentil steak con pesto verde? You got my attention here.

Thanks for the title that spoils the joke.

i ship

Trypophobia.

Here, now you have sources that aren't from Tumblr
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It was polite, it wasn’t kind. How many times have I heard a variation of “he’s not here right now”, or have someone hang around until it’s he’s turn. No false hope given and a clear explanation. Sure, rejection hurts. We also have to worry about hurting the other person’s feelings, because they like us?

I can barely color without breaking one

"Fuck off Janet I'm not going to your fucking baby shower."

true art

That was”polite” it was passive aggressive

I feel ya

Heads up that thats not polite but petty .. polite thing to do would have been ease out of the interaction.. When a sales person approaches you with a crappy car youre not interested in and then reacts with Oh well I guess you already HAVE a car let me get out of your way then .. wouldnt you think thats weird... Get your self esteem together and understand a girl doesnt need an excuse to not respone to unwelcome flirting

Slave

Damn, dude.

Is he wearing an adult diaper?

Anyone honey badgers? They are badass

Not if you’re a white male

Can you use flour?

All those movie posters involve plot lines that occur primarily in other countries.....

American Badgers maybe.
British badgers snuffle along reading children riddles and wearing half-moon glasses. Occasionally they have side quests that result in mid-range magic items.

Accurate

Audi, but pronounced like Bobby

oWo

Keep tiny snake as pet fowever

Is it trained to do this?

I AM SO SCARED. I CAN STILL HERE IT'S VOICE. YO

No Man’s Land is now apparently in America. Thanks Wonder Woman!

O h. L o o k. A s i l l y. F a s c i s t. T h a t. T h i n k s. C o m m u n i s m. H a s. A c t u a l l y. B e e n. I n. P r a c t i c e. ithasntyoudickweedgoreadabook

200* for 5 minutes

I used to work in a casino in chinatown, lots of asians would eat chips with chopsticks tona kid touching their food with a dirty hand (casino chips are more dirty than money).

You must be one of history's most greatest minds!

You can still see his arm behind the garbage cans. Better luck next time

Wish I could beeeeeeee part of your woooooooorld.

I wonder what sort of shadow puppet this'll give.

We should implement that kind of practice if you ask me. Want a war? How about our leaders fight it out and winner takes all. Maybe getting their hands dirty will give them a better understanding of the value of life.

"No beard"

Y'all'd've known this already if ya lived in Texas.

i came here to have fun not to feel attacked