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I read that purses are like an extension of your body. A guy riffling through your purse then, especially if you didn’t ask, is not the right thing.

This is made from knives confiscated or surrendered, not knives used in a crime. They're all sterilized dulled before being used in the statue.

Apparently your own flesh and blood is not enough important enough.

Now I can fail with style

As someone that's worked retail their entire career they both have their own issues.
Baby boomers are a mixed bag. They're either really nice or think you don't know anything and are entitled. No, you don't deserve a discount because you have extra wrinkles.
Millenials anyone else under the age of 20 will harass you for no reason, yell and say blatant obscenities to try and look cool. Many of them are also straight up dumb. For example, I work for a business that sells lightsabers that you can spar with - most of the teens and young adults truly believe they are real lightsabers that shoot out a laser beam that can cut things.

Still would.

I guess lesbians are in the clear then.

Bitch get your own.

worst spider-man ever.

But the phrase "I respect women" doesn't mean I respect all women, it means I am capable of respecting women. If you say "I eat ice cream" it means that you eat ice cream on occasion and that it's a part of your life, it doesn't mean that you eat all ice cream all the time.

Uh

Omaster?

The salmonella in those is usually from the raw wheat rather than the raw eggs, put the flour on a cookie sheet and toast it in the oven to cook it then mix and eat your delicious raw pastry batter (if you want to be extra safe use the pasteurized eggs [usually sold in a carton in the egg section] then mix and consume) without feeling the need to unnecessarily waiting/baking.

Kinda like the cow catchers on the front of old trains.

Fuck, I had to write a test about the architecture of this house. Stop following me!

Well no duh that’s why I got a crush on him!

That might be true, but it will motivate others to the same and spread the movement, so by talking about it, posting it, whatever, more good will be done, than by being modest and keeping it all to yourself. To a homeless person in need, if does not matter if you post about it later, they are glad to receive the help.

You should’ve told yourself to stfu HA (a joke)

Make that a sunscreen advertisement

GRAPE

aw man, didn't you used to have a girl?

Rihanna’s Uterus

Watch the full interview of this they never ask him that the reaction shown by Seb is after being asked about his 9 film contract with marvel.

Should you not have some sort of rudimentary understanding of how a weapon works before you fire it like a dickhead and loose an eye?

Why does that man have no pants?

Why are they all molars

Damn. Shouldn't have had all of that coffee

That was super adorable but also incredibly frustrating to watch

... Shades of "Christine" ...?

@handsup you should know this was recently posted

That walking down the stairs and laughing is just too pure

They still are children's toys.

where is this from?

Is that the house from ex machina

I can't open my eyes, to much chlorine in this pool !!!! That's OK! Is this cool or what!!

turbine blades are turning. they'd be a blur

Didn't have one in the small town I grew up in, and anytime we'd visit someplace that did have one, my parents would always just be like "Sorry, we don't have time" or "Maybe next trip." Never got to step foot in one once as a kid.