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"But I'm One in a Melon" 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That response must have left her “melon”choly.
B
Waaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
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Because im batman 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"it is statistically proven that group projects improves grades!" Of course it will when the lazy stupid fuckers force the smart kids to do everything
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Hola amigos 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He's one bad ombre
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Tom Softy 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He‘s the hottest!
This is ***ed up 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
'For all we know this dude really is trying to set a standard for her and doesn't want to date her'
horsehit, man..... in fact, so MUCH horseshit, I'm thinking of harvesting it to fuel a power station.
Well, now you now the truth 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Bullshit (:
Seems fun 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
BAN ZOO’s
Want a hot dog ? No thank you 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He lookin at him like “really bro?”
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When you're feeling down 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Audiobook
Ya twat 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Take note all you Californians fleeing to more conservative states.
I suspect time travel 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How would they even figure out that situation?
Banned from McDonalds 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The fact that this McDonald's has a working ice cream machine
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Superman is scared of false rape accusations, lmao 41 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ah yes it's the old "damnit I can't convince girls to go out with me without raping them" complaint. A truly terrible problem
How to get infinite arcade tickets 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That many tickets can get you an eraser shaped like a soccer ball
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Huge pizza 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Chicago style
This is ***ed up 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
#stillsingletho Outstanding.
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Something to make you smile 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'll bet $10000
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I'm very supportive 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
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Lowkey true 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I thought we were done with "matthewg"
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Full security 100% 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yet another childhood hero spoiled by the riches they’ve earned
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Something to make you smile 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well done!!!
Can this be a movie? 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Possibly because it's a made up story and did not actually happen ?
How to get infinite arcade tickets 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Until you are promptly escorted out of the premises by security if not attested. Theft.
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Can this be a movie? 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
There is a movie! It’s called Devil’s Pass
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A gift? for moi? 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I got a magpie on my pillow for a present as I was sleeping once, savage tuxedo cat.
Men before vs men now 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
15-to-20-year-olds with a 80-year-old mentality complaining about the "disappearance of real men".
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Chinese beach... If you lose your kid in here, you'd better make a new one 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If you want to lose your child, this is the perfect place.
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Wanna see my special talent? 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Did you actually know it, or were you hoping? :)
Superman is scared of false rape accusations, lmao 41 comments
guest · 6 years ago
From what I’ve seen in the news, the woman generally receives a lesser sentence than the man she falsely accused. In my opinion, it should be tit-for-tat.
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This burnt pancake 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I know solar activity when I see it
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Sounds easy 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Just not the house behind them
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French, what the love are you doing. 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They should just learn English
Nice 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They give up too easily. We aren't even into his 2nd term yet. Priceless
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Zukerburg vs Elon 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He also wants to gather your information and sell it to companies that can do things like determine your political presences and then target political,ads at people who are your Facebook friends.

Plus, he's really against the US building a wall on the border to keep out illegals, but has a wall around his properties to keep out people who might bother him.
Superman is scared of false rape accusations, lmao 41 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And again the point is women play games, they want to be persued. Which depending on their mood, your income/attractive ration and whether they are hungry or not will determine if they’ve just been (gasp) assualted by a flirt. Then your ol life gets ruined by a tweet and they move on, to be pursued by another guy, depending on the lunar cycle.
Boyonce ex boyfriend 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Your dad's **** was in Beyoncé before it was in yo mama. Doesn't that make you next to celebrity status?
Every year this flaccid cactus erects itself 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Where's its wife? I know that it's married because of how seldom it gets to...uhhh...grow to,full stature.
Bamboozled 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ooooh ok. Thanks for the explanation!
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Superman is scared of false rape accusations, lmao 41 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yes let us teach everyone that rape is bad.
Oh wait we do already and is also a crime with a prison sentence.
Maybe we should start to teach people that FALSE rape accusations are bad and should also be a crime. If someone starts again with the argument "women never lie about rape" then let me remind you of the one rollingstone article.
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The satisfying things about coming home 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
my bong :D
Superman is scared of false rape accusations, lmao 41 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Here's an idea, dont rape anyone. Then you have nothing to worry about.
Square up 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What a fucking nut job
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Not in my Christian server 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Furries are alright I just cannot relate to the idea of having sex with their fur suit head looking back at me.
An honor guard holds up a picture of Samarn Kunan, 38, a diver who died working to save 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I read that he went unconscious underwater and they couldn't revive him. Poor guy
England fans celebrating by destroying a paramedic's car 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I hope arrests were made.
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When you're feeling down 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
All these things tend to make me even more depressed..
There's no possible WAY I could get in trouble with these at the office! 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Rock, like you’re at a concert. Not rock, paper, scissors.
Bamboozled 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't really watch twitch streamers so I don't quite get this. Can anyone explain?
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Why mom? 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Screeching “I want to see the manager “