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THANK YOU! On a side note, reposts are only annoying when someone steals content from a week or day ago and are obviously trying to fish for upvotes

He has a net worth of around 82 million so...

Sorry your foot slipped and hit the brake instead of the accelerator.

This is my trombone, there are many like it but this one is mine. Without me, my trombone is nothing; without it, I am nothing.

A pint of Guiness with two ounces of vanilla vodka is pretty deadly, tastes like a milkshake.

That was awesome. Don’t you need special 3D or 360-degree glasses to see this properly?

Hey look here. I will definitely live longer happier days than you... *OMG she's Soo brave.

daily "dose".
Moron.

That mask ain't gonna protect him from an airborne disease!

Spray paint. But his shoes got an uneven coat. Plus green in May?

Sorry, no this makes me sad. Old men have old dogs...... Yeah. You got it now. I'ma gonna go hug my puppers now.

In my 60s, I'd rather retire (be able to not HAVE to,work for pay) a year earlier than have a car that costs approximately one year of the money I live on.

OFSU

Can relate 10000%

OMG my life

Lucifer! (the show)

Actually, I think Mr. Bean could kill Superman without even trying.

You know you're a cute little heartbreaker. Foxy. You know you're a busy day today and tomorrow and I will be there at least I can do it for you if you want to come by and see you soon enough to get a new one.

I’m living for this

Tale as old as time, tune as soon as possible and then we can come play with him.

...but... but... how......?

Respect

How on earth do you get HIV at 11? Was this back in the age of bad blood transfusions? Poor kid.

Fallen to find WMD that never existed at the first place?

I have NO clue what kind of crack the people who put in the doorknob were smoking I also have no clue what kind of crack the people who made the remote were smoking

When cartoon's bokeh is better than my expensive camera....

Honestly, this is the kind of body that really turns me on. For all women out there who think that this is fat, no it's not!

I did a good time at work today at the church so I’ll call y’all when I’m leaving the church and going shopping for a little while I’m on the road I’ll see y’all soon I’ll see y’all there I’ll see you soon I’ll be sure y’all are going well I’ll see you tomorrow love y’all I’ll call y’all when I’m leaving the house now I’m going on in a bit of shower and I’ll be sure to get there to get my dad

Kiki do you love me? Are you riding? Say you’ll love it and you have a good day too I wanna is a time for me a birthday party tomorrow night for a birthday dinner at my place I have a lot going to be done at school I wanna is a time of day you want me

if u were brave enough you’d sneak it until the registers so she can’t say anything in front of the cashier lmfao

I’m cryinghappy tears!

*(I side his head) am I next? should I make a run for it?

(*David Attenborough's voice) It receded inside its mother for safety.

Sounds like that lion had a *puts shades on* crappy day

Such dirty nails

Libtard with a camel toe

What anime? This looks awesome

Speaking as a firefighter, we will keep this in mind, though it is our last priority, as much as it kills me to say

I have bruises just watching this.