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SImpsons 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Very considerate
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Jurassic park: Battle Royal 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Carnivore
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Dude trust me 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wise boys
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Capitalism yes 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sorry I misjudged your comment but there was really nothing in there that would've made me think it was a joke. Thought you were an all-righteous "christian" but now... man sorry but you just seem like a dick tbh
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Now you gay 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
alex jones where are you when we need you the most?
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Black Panther IRL 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I understood that reference!
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Drink 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Do you have tomato juice, please?.. Hey, what are you doing with that knife?
- iT's CoMiNG rIgHt AwAYYyyYyYYY-- AOUCH!"
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Fetus deletus 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That dab in the bottom tho
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Good idea 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, that's clever.
If she runs and jumps will she fly? 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Courtney Act
Awkward. 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hey you, i like you. You're solid.
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I got a new kitty 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
maine coon
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Donald trump 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Just a reminder that Elon Musk called one of the divers a pedo.
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He's lost 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Avenue Q cat: Purr-ston
I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm really really sorry 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Never going to give you up
Never thought it would make a great time to be friends
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Memes have overtaken religion 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
To be fair, why would I really need to look up Jesus Christ when I know who he is and what he does?
The introvert's dating catch 22 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
it's not the definition of an introvert to stay in and avoid people. That is a hermit. Why would anyone want someone who sits inside their cave all day and avoids people. That sounds like the suckiest relationship ever and it will get old fast.
If she runs and jumps will she fly? 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Please tell me she's the wing creator/ mechanic for Maximum Ride.
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Couple's Sleeping Positions 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
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Capitalism yes 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Bro I'm a Catholic but wtf does first corinthians have to do with this? It's so not a matter of religion to help people in need and if you truly believe in what you're saying then sorry but you are as far away from what a christian should be as it can get. If you're so adamant on just letting people suffer because of their past sins instead of trying to help (or at least not saying anything stupid like your comment) then there's really no help for you.
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Setting aside our differences 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yes she did and yes she's sooo not amused...
Girl in the glacier national park 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The giant toblerone in the back is really pretty
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Good revenge 32 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Haha
Capitalism yes 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
People should be allowed to do whatever they want with their money even if stupid.
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Capitalism yes 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It’s stupid to pay any money to someone like Kylie who just wants to be able to call herself a billionaire but then again, it’s also stupid to guilt trip people for not paying for every single sick person. These people need organised help from the government, affordable insurance and medical care, they shouldn’t have to beg on the internet, instead they should be able to survive and live with dignity. A few people thinking it’s necessary to pay for Kylie to become a billionaire are a lesser evil than a government that lets its people die.
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Further from god or closer to science? 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You've got to love twitter attention whores
Further from god or closer to science? 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is why leftists need to stay out of school curriculum, he’s waxing philosophic about being sodomized by a cartoon; in my day we had the decency to bully these weirdos into a state of normalcy.
Further from god or closer to science? 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Traps and girls with dicks are gay. You like the dick so you're gay, no exceptions
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Important to have! 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Unless your pets aren’t licensed with the city, then you’re asking for a fine.
nathan 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Greaseless
Are nuts a kind of nut? (Google search prompts) 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
nuns are CIA for sure.
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Water is the best 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Why do they think my name is water?
A student accidentally sent the wrong file to a teacher 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Cuz this whole thing's fake as ffff
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Square up 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah me too! But soon guys will be afraid to do it cuz what if the woman flips out... frkn feminazzis ruin all good things in life
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Run ninja run 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I cant like a meme that has a typo in it. Sorry
Something to make you smile 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Why is there a torrent of these lies coming out, what's the point
Illusion and escape 100 Punishment 144 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The film ‘I love you Philip Morris’ is based on this guy. Very funny (dark humour) movie staring Jim Carey and Ewan McGregor.
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Little willy 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I think because Will is short for Wilfred
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Superman is scared of false rape accusations, lmao 41 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You can't pin this one on women, you really can't. It takes two to tango. Some women like to play hard to get, sure. Now I would argue that nowadays they're in a minority (in my experience), but let's leave that aside. Similarly, some men lose interest when a woman expresses her interest "too soon". They wanna pursue her, they like the game more than they like the reward. So if a woman is genuinely interested, she either has the choice to play this stupid game, risking that she confuses and loses the man, or just say that the feelings are reciprocal, risking that the man loses interest.
So just don't pin this on women when men are just as guilty.
Superman is scared of false rape accusations, lmao 41 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Agreed. There are women who like to be pursued, and there are men who like to pursue, and they even lose interest when the woman expresses reciprocity "too soon". I personally find it strange, but some people like it and I'm obviously not gonna tell them to change their kink.
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But it's good that men nowadays are realizing that not every woman, in fact not even most women, are like that. Some years ago, "she's just playing hard to get" was usually the default assumption upon rejection, which resulted in a lot of uncomfortable, borderline stalker situations for many women. It's good that men are now realizing that making that assumption and pursuing someone who's clearly not comfortable with it may not be a good idea. I agree with Cavill that unwanted flirting shouldn't be branded as sexual assault, though. It dillutes the meaning and makes actual rape victims seem unserious.
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Sir Squirrel 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
the pass their story on to their young so that one day, they can protect you in your darkest hour
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He's the smart one 36 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I have this problem ordering a croissant from Temporary Foreign Workers at coffee drive thrus, there’s a sliding scale of pronouncing croissant properly and butchering it with a western Canadian drawl and you have to guess at which point this guy who spends 80% of his day speaking Tagalog is going to understand what you want.
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It's like perma pregnancy, no thanks 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Kangaroos also have the ability to 'pause' their pregnancies if they feel stressed by their current environmental conditions, e.g. low availability of food.
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The wing of the bird looks like Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The fish at bottom right corner is shocked and sad.
White people 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
As a professional white person I can confirm this to be true.
Makes me want to cry 56 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He almost loved you
Let's die in fresh 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That little elf is a butt plug
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Nice 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
More shit that never happened, a funsub specialty.
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Putin approves 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Look at Angela's face: "Save me from the boobs!"
Change the world 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You mean changing the way you clean yourself? We've got so many already, with jet washers, bidet, dryer, even with UV. But I guess some countries keep using papers.
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