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Problem?

How to be a failure 101

Wow, I get that you can only imagine a limited number of female successes, but we are literally half the population. There are many, many rich ladies. Stop trying to put females in a tiny box that has no space for anything except one good , one bad, whatever nonsense.

These people need a pay rise.
I’d have definitely stayed to watch the penalty shoot out if my country was in it.

***his cousin or theirs?

It is also cute how they carry leprosy. Proceed.

bae???

So what the govt cannot

Absolutely and most definitely the first time I have seen this vaguely amusing meme! I have actually and factually split my sides laughing. On my way to the local hospital to be stitched up.

Incredibly tight. But after all, "Panama canal" ends in-- nevermind.

Plus, when you join your friends, you become a "murder" instead of the usual "bunch of fucking nerds". I wish I were a crow.

Benedick Cumberbatch.

But how would you eat it?

It won't work in my country.. Light is never stable

This is all ive wanted from a game that has you make a religion

I bet it would smell f'in amazing.

Is that... Bioshock cosplay?

I had the time of my liiiiiiife

they nearly always do

It's not the middle, it's actually the end, the penalty kicks

Da seaweed is always greener in somebody else’s lake

Better save at that checkpoint before facing that boss

An famous put down from one old legend to a young, up and comer.......
A showbiz story involves his collaboration with Laurence Olivier on the 1976 film Marathon Man. Upon being asked by his co-star how a previous scene had gone, one in which Hoffmann’s character had supposedly stayed up for three days, Hoffmann admitted that he too had not slept for 72 hours to achieve emotional verisimilitude. “My dear boy,” replied Olivier smoothly, “why don’t you just try acting?”

I love Heath Ledgers joker, but the whole job of an actor, is to ACT
The point would be to act so well that you portray someone who lost their mind

*camouflage

It's from Automata (2014)

I have a friend who makes these...

I sleep 2 hours a night cause I work my ass off 12-18 hour on call split shifts. Basically survive from nap to nap and throw parenting a toddler in there to give my wife her time. #whitemansburden #thestruggleismylife

Whereveryouarequad

Is this Detroit: Become Human?
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(It’s not, btw)

Gram’s story seems like a great way to produce a blind child with major cornea damage.

Kinky boots!

I had to read till the end... just wow

You young unmarried types over-romanticize being married. Wives fart and drool in their sleep besides snore. Those commercials about "morning breath" aren't a joke, and that doesn't happen in just the last five minutes of sleep.

I'm in terror to Imagine the stuff my wife could say about me.

That's really neat how one of those women, was Woman of the Year. Once more, the best person for the job is a man.

Some molecules are pretty hard to synthetize, because there are two versions of them, with the same atoms linked to the same other atoms in the same order, but the two versions are mirrored. It happens that one of the molecules is an effective medicine, and its mirrored version is a strong poison.
So please, cut off this absolute bullshit about Adderall and crystal meth.

Okay, this one is actually a nice, clever, funny, non-traumatizing prank. I wish more people would design these kinds of pranks instead of all the psycho-killer-in-a-deserted-hallway shit.

Day 1 without sex: my uncle left town yesterday. #dayswithoutsex

Do you mean a fuck-buddy?

Motora?!

If they can connect that meat comes from both hunting and the market, then how can they not connect the 2 being 1 and the same.