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My book was eclipse by Stephanie Meyer and it literally said ``i was slowly realizing that vampires were much bigger participants in this world than I thought "lol what does this mean

His was the first celebrity death to truly wreck me.

Where "sophisticated" = imbecile.

Huh never thought I could dislike Superman.... But here we are.

Is grandma doing time? Those look like prison walls.

Why yes, yes I should. Care to join me, to ensure I'm following instructions? ;)

Fucking trashy

The meat is too tender. Can you help beat it until it softens please?

dRag

Obama, because he had to back walk all the shit talk he gave Trump at the Correspondents' Association Dinner. Obamas expression is beyond priceless - thinks, Damn.. we really have a lot of shit to cover up so we don't get exposed.

Emojipedia has the only one that actually looks like a mallard duck.

Vac forming. Melt a thin sheet of plastic to near mekting temp, and suction pulls it over the mould. Sorry no potatoes

Looks like he's yelling "YAHOOOO!" in French. Loose translation "envahir atout"

Sometimes you just got to be happy making you laugh

Mother Moth aka Social Repose needs to meet up with this girl. He has similar pair of wings. His is black an purple with neon lights. Really cool set up. If I remember right he paid round $3500-$4K for them.

I want.

One time I went to my friend's house, and we talked for five minutes.the rest of the time I watched the SpongeBob movie and he was sleeping, but it was still fun

I need to start carrying chalk with me just for this purpose.

Why is Teletubbies in quote? Ergo those are not quotation marks in that sense

Or at least an alternate line of these same sports with no rules about enhancement.

There's nothing wrong with this, this is actually a good thing

Wow that's cool

Love them old school memes

Best cake I have ever seen before,wish I could eat it.11/10 This man is a cake god

Haha it's funny because...because...honestly I don't get it.

Wtf is the little girl on the right doing? It looks like she's crawling out of his bum! Haha

BEST. MOVIE. EVER!!!

Any brave souls willing to investigate? I'm curious but not curious enough

Yeah yeah...
WHERE ARE MY ENGINEERED CATGIRLS!?

Don’t put yourself in a situation where a police K9 is after you and you’ll be ok

None of you people have interior walls that divide the rooms in your house?

He's also killed millions of unborn African babies by vaccinating poison in to their mothers

Keep deceiving yourself

Bubbles at it again.

Sweetie

"what the hell am I working so hard for? Why didn't I pull out? Why didn't I use protection?" Sprinkles? Fuh yeah! Oh shit sorry little dude I forgot I'm stressing because of my happy little mistakes.

They said it was going to be in two days. Now they're saying it's 4-6 weeks out.

What about the people who stick pineapples in buttholes?

Twommbles!

Pets are for life, not just for Christmas

Sir...she'll be home on time.(but her breath will smell like my dick)

i'd take care of her

Quality over quantity, now we have IQ’s under 85, allergic to peanuts talking bout owning a 2-stories home is a yuman right.

They actually are the same person: only people who stick their tongue in buttholes can appreciate the taste of pineapple pizza.

Also, you have to pay to have this article published in that fucking journal, and that's not $35...

Bringing a kid to Hooters. Now that's good parenting.