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America 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
UK AND Japan. For reasons still unknown to mankind.
Prison in Norway 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So you're saying you're garbage people?
Same for bananas 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How fragile does your masculinity have to be to do this?
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How do people afford cars like those? 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yay for materialism
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How to decorate a birthday cake 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It was funny
OP's favorite food 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I feel like there's quite a story behind that, especially coming from you cause you always have grat stories :) mind telling how that fear came about?
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Antelope doesn't like this biker 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wow, that red hartebeest was ANGRY!
JK Rowling is brutal 61 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Its true
Save the Arctic 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is nobody going to point out that this is not arctic, but Antarctica?
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Soylent green? 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's funny because their mascot is a person.
Is there anything to do in Greenland? 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Still remember that from The Mighty Ducks...number 3?
A father secretly films his daughter's selfie session 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is how we dad's see most of you teens, we just don't record or share it. But you still look like that even when you're not leaving half-drunk cans of soda around the house and leaving lights on in every room.
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It's incredible how the front cabin stayed so intact 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Talking on the phone is harder to "disengage" from than music on the radio or talking to a passenger. Also, a passenger can sense you tensing up or catch other cues when you are about to need to pay more attention to traffic.
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*gasps* the caucacity 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Then how do you explain the horror movies?
Checkmate atheists
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Soylent green? 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hannibal is the new regional manager
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Someone died 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Eh, your body usually only absorbs the amount of vitamin c it needs and will piss out the rest. It'll probably be fine. On the plus side, their risk of scurvy is down 1000%!
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Wasted a year 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Reminds me of Randy's cock magic
Uber scam 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Thats one of many reason why uber failed in southeast asia
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alien-look-a-like starfish 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Cool, now put it back
It's because we age like a fine wine 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I mean he's sort of only making her point stronger
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When you try to hit one someone 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Soo the power to change reality?
Rowdy b o y 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How can people be so sure their pets will be nice to little child? I mean, they are still animal no matter what.
Solar Eclipse Over the South Pacific Ocean 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Fool! That means people are gonna get superpowers. Didn’t y’all watch Heroes???
Found their weakness 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You do not throw rocks at a man who’s got a machine gun.
-Roddy Piper-
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I'm not here to f*ck Spiders (or: How Australians love to mess with foreigners) 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My Kiwi sister convinced her Australian boyfriend that Waiheke Island (V short boat trip from our biggest city) had a different currency, and we exchange cash on the boat trip over.
We all jumped aboard this idea, and he went to the counter to asked two very confused individuals if he could exchange his NZD to the Waiheke dollar!
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Little Girls Insist The Costco Clerk Is Maui from Moana 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wait.
What do you mean he’s not Maui?
What a great dad 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Okay, missed the ASD part. Read titles before you post.
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What a great dad 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Seriously though, people should not be downvoting this because he’s right. Pick up this grades. And what message is this parent trying to send? That it’s okay to nearly fail out of every subject because you love dogs and have an A+ imagination? Where the hell were these parents in the months leading up to this report card? I give this dude a D for parenting skills.
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This is a Cutlassfish 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ok, cool, we saw, NOW PUT IT BACK!!
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True that 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
that a slice of jacks pizza
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p*rnhub 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Female sex
At least he's having fun 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He may be the buyer, not the thief
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At least he's having fun 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Thieving POS
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Off to e621 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
@title do I want to look that up?
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Not satisfying 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sex
It's a serious problem, especially in the US 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The blob lol. Not really nice but totally made my evening
It's a serious problem, especially in the US 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't think she's helping her though. It looks like the woman in pink is taking a picture of the woman (girl?) in the wheelchair and the two little girls' hands. My guess is they just had their nails done at the mall. And maybe the one in pink is their mom or a relative
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Funeral what now? 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Open coffin lap dance finale!
Who did it better 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wait. Chickens sleep with their eyes open?
True moments of sadness 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That book was devastating
He became trash 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They all look older except the asian kid
Gg 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*dinner's XD
This is fantastic 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But not for the reason that they need a man specifically, things like social welfare were invented for this. Though a man to help provide would help it is not impossible for women to support themselves and their families alone. Hardly a liar since there are so many single parent families with mothers who work. Should a woman have a man to help raise a child? Yes. Does she need one? No.
Dogs are angels 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm hoping they figure out that it is cruel to keep a suffering animal alive for their own sake. Not awesome.
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It’s a home cooked meal eat it 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh fine I admit it! I'm a total slut for food.
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Creepy fact 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
E.T. just wanted to borrow his cell to phone home.
Stop wasting our resources. Let the Darwin award run its course 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Just because you're award-winning, doesn't mean you're any good. Ever heard the Razzie Awards?
Meet frank the turtle 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The problem with snapping turtles, unless you move them FAR away, they just walk back. Speaking from experience.
This school installed a cry closet in the library 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I meant that to say the babification is further along than I thought not some bland look at me
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This school installed a cry closet in the library 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh shit I go to that university
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