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Broken trackpad?

Whoopa Gangnam Style~!

Zombie apocalypse is stupid. The chance of a without-rule-of-law situation is probable. Happened after hurricane Katrina and with all of the "protests" going on, police cannot protect everyone.

I don't see a difference

Pretty

Damn. Aren't you people paying attention? Repost Repost

That is one UGLY MOFO!!

I'm literally crying over a fanfiction at this very moment while listening to sad music

so fake D:

1. How do you not know your co-worker's wife died? Especially if you are going to be so nosey. 2. People wash their stuff in the office sink (why would you ask and then why would he cry about it? Was she the one who washed his lunchbox?)

It was never confirmed that he was an egg, that is just a concept that grew over time.

Yes yes yes! My hometown.

Bull

The frog in his mouth did it

The moment I realized I was a true American was when I was looking at this thinking about traveling and I was momentarily offend that the outlets weren't universally fit for my charger regardless of the functionality of design.

"Opened a bag you didn't know was filled with glitter" could totally be a Card Against Humanity.

Disgusting

I wish the sky rats in my city looked like that.

My mother decided to drive my husband and me around town a couple weeks ago when we drove to Branson, Missouri (she lives in S. Carolina) for a wedding. She pretty much held us hostage one night and refused to go back to our car so we could go to bed (mind you, she had to leave and drive 18 hours the very next morning).

If this was me my mum would just tell me to get off the Xbox right now

Keep your group small, close, and refreshed

You’re

And then they fall in love

Turn on captions, you wont regret it

Fun fact! Most Japanese outlets will work just fine with American appliances, as long as they are rated for a lower voltage.

Where's that sausage gif?

Just punch whomever you feel like

kafkaesque

Every girl needs a guy like this

Hmm..

There are good and bad qualities to Trump woooooooooooo

The spider protects it against thieves. It is your friend!

I think it's S.Korea (citation needed) that uses this system of counting age already, although instead everyone 'ages' one year older on new years' eve/day, rather than celebrating the actual birthday

"Visit Norway." They said. "It'll be fun." They said. This isn't fun. I think these guys burned down a church last night.

Im going to try

Yup that's something I'd wear lol

He’s not wrong; men are men, women are women, everyone else (5% of the population) are homos.