The adventures of florida man have come to an end

Pathetic.

To fit a microwave into a microwave, you first have to convert one into a macrowave.
Clearly, the guy skipped this step.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

A Micro-wayve

My favourite is still "do not attempt to stop blade of chainsaw with hands or testicles."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! No freakin way!! I can see not stopping it with hands but testicles? But I’m not doubting ya cause somebody some where prob has done it an thus sues the company for not warning them about stopping a moving blade with testicles. If there’s a sticker there’s a reason!!