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I was just thinking about this earlier today....

I actually would wear the jean flip flops.

Centrifugal force creates a perfect work of art

Because it's art.

Only possible if the photo was taken from Jupiter, or a location beyond Saturn...

I've grown this plant so many times without noticing, and now I see it with a different light!

You already won twice you greedy bitch

Boteros shit makes me sick. Why anyone could have bought this to hang it on their wall is beyond me

Try adding baby oil to the Vaseline. Vaseline is just too thick. Also makes cleanup easier. But, baby oil by itself is too thin and disappears too quickly.

You know who makes a good moisturizer/lotion? Mary Kay. "The more you know."

All of the points are good ones except the part about twins. We're expected to beleive that proves either a genetic component or interutero component, but who vaccinates one baby and not the other?

Note to people with bad reading comprehension: This doesn't mean you shouldn't vaccinate your child or that the other points are invalid. It just means you shouldn't try to read into the twins thing more than it means.

You didn't get his SEAL of approval :( , I know, I'm disappointed with myself.

Probably something equally lame.

Lil pumpy

So nice

Detroit

Fake

Looks like Tama Tonga

One is black and one is walter white.

Demon inside

Technically as a female [unspayed] cat, not a dog, she's a queen, not a bitch.

My fiance is in the hospital with fever. I miss her so much...

Is it true ????
Plz not I want them to be friends

Why is you cat in the toilet when u are?
Close your door.

Goodluck Brian, got a pussy and $50..

That's the cat's narrative. The OP is the cat.

Petunia’s dead flowers: you germinate, we terminate.

Thank you, @spookykink. In case anyone was wondering, when your brain goes on autopilot, that’s called ‘microsleep’.

Breaking a dick 101

That is a look of regret if ever I saw one.

Wtf is this

Lay down, try not to cry, cry a lot.

Isn't it amazing how you always know that you're talking about windyday bootstrap

I think we're all with the third lady...

Are there any Sun chips!?

Sean O'Connell is the best. #1 crush

I repeated “50 let pobedy” over and over thinking it made an actual sentence that you could only hear if you said it out loud

I think that this is true to an extent.
You might feel pressured to enjoy the summer because it’s fleeting. It goes by so much faster than I ever expect. You might be pressured by your parents, your friends, to go out and do something. Feeling guilty for spending time inside when people want you to be out on the beach.
But I don’t think it’s awful. There’s always pressure, wherever you go. The pressure of summer is far better than the pressure of the school time, anyway, IMO. Grades, schoolwork, being forced to interact with people you really, really don’t want to see, the pressure parents put on you to do well...
Sorry for the rant. I’m in a strange mood and I don’t even know if what I said was coherent.

What? What just happened?!

Bore well machine not required

It’s been like six since I’ve smiled

Six..six what?