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Autism level over 9000!

We need more photoshopping of 1950s ads

...sexy

I don’t have those nails but I’m fucked if I’ll ever take criticism from a twat in a bright orange puffa jacket. We don’t do everything to look

I just dont like assholes. Maybe if cats werent assholes

The Chaos Walking trilogy

Is it photoshop, or does the guy really think that's an attractive look?

In this instance, "Harvard grad" means that he has the business sense to do it where it's legal and profitable, and maybe even subsidized by the government. He'll make sure to have the proper certifications and licenses. The cousin probably just sold weed where he was without any planning and simply got caught.

I can drive and drink legally, just not at the same time (to the extent one sometimes does). I can give my kid a prescription med, but I can't give that same thing to yours. There are plenty of things that are permissible in one context and not in another.

This won't seem fair, and it doesn't apply to,everyone but it's true on average:
Men hit peak attractiveness much later than women. With women/girls, the attractiveness gets great in their 20s because it's all physical. With men, it takes a while to build that all I,pprtant attracting quality--wealth/income.

Don't beleive it? There's a $#+ ton of hot young chicks dating wealthy older men, and you sometimes but not often see the reverse. How often does the hot chick date the older poor guy?

This doesn't apply to YOU of course, since you're immune to human nature. Also, remember that "average" doesn't mean "every single example of."

Don't be ashamed to fart while you urinate.... sometimes there is thunder when it rains

My boyfriend pees on the floor and makes direct eye contact with me in the bathroom when he showers. Four years ago I'd be disgusted. Now it's just another tuesday morning.

Holy fuck

And then it got weird ....

Anyone ever hear of unlimited data plans?

Perfection

The struggles of slither.io

I married my girlfriend at 12.

Per person... sorry octapus :/, humans only care about themselves.

Symbolism the dog reminds me of a girl who once sat on a couch

Mind blown!

What a punchable mouth

There hasn’t been 23 school shootings what is this person on another planet or something?

As an introvert,id be expert at listening

I've done that once when I was younger. Wanted to learn how to drive without kids crashing into my car.

Fun fact most wing suitors you see in videos are already dead because this sport is insanely dangerous

It's 2018 and this is no longer a joke

I pretend drive when I'm actually driving. Engine sounds revs and all

Is this what confuse ray shows you in pokemon

This hit home. My dog molly, looks like the dog in the post. How cute. Good thing I no longer drink.

The First Law Trilogy

Aussie Aussie Aussie

That's where the word kangaroo came from too

I would like to have this toilet.

smart

Am I the only one that sees Danny Devito? Lol

Every year when I go to turkey to see my grandma, all the adorable stray cats r always coming up 2 me like they want to live w/ me or something. I just buy them food

Invisible Man by Ellison

This is an outrage. Period...LOL !

In all fairness, all of her opponents were women.

Thats really cool! I've always wanted to make a coffee table book of foods and drinks that look like other things. This is really awesome!

Gotta be one f'in brick...

its because adobe never has time to upgrade acrobat they spent it patching the 6 new 0 days they introduced with the last update

Working at an airport, i experience this kind of stuff daily...it gets really fucking irritating over time..