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Fore ... in the corner pocket.

Is that the guy who always wants to give me a million dollars?

Pootie Tang!!!

Restoration 100

So cute

Didnt even try to get the shadow angle right

I hope the cops beat that guy unconscious, woke him up and beat him again!

For fucks sake find another fucking job if it's so bad. You're not forced to work anywhere and if a job or boss is so terrible people don't work for him. Things change or he goes out of business. If he has plenty of employees it's obviously not so bad and you're just a whiney little bitch. Get over yourself. The world doesn't owe you a fucking thing!

Fuck this double standard

This doesn't rlly do anything

No lootboxes in fifa mate. Only annoying fifa points. Also I'm assuming by football you mean "soccer" and not American football, if you meant American football then sorry.

Get you a guy/ girl who can do both...

I'm finally HOME. hahaha

Here comes the Crimson Chin!

Is that Les Claypool?

Imagine he drops it

Lolz, I doubt you could turn on a light switch .......

Even the guy in the poster....

I'm surprised this guy made it to 72 with the amount of HGH he's ingested.

am I the only one who comments on posts sarcastically???

Voice of Palpatine: Do it!

Umm. Thanks?

Never expected that last part.....

but we aren’t water, we are people so it makes SO MUCH SENSE that 0 would be a very cold temperature for a human and 100 would be very, very hot instead of hmmmm its 34 degrees outside and super hot

Welcome to college

Solution: throw that Mac out of a window and get a read computer.

The female without a penis.

IMHO it's funnier without the captions

Someone watched Kingsmen too many times.

Why are there eggplants at the breakfast table?

When we rode the mules at the Grand Canyon, they had a weight limit, and when you checked in, they had a scale to enforce it.

I relate to this on a spiritual level

What I can? What I can what?

Thats one ugly dog

My siblings and I use to do this when we were little we all go to sleep holding hands and always ended up having the same dream. We all would just end up in the same courtyard or town square or amusement park from whatever dream we were having and just look at each other like this is really happening!? Granted we are all lucid dreamers as well. Don't know if that had anything to do with it.

Usually turning the key clockwise shuts off the alarm. It could be counter clockwise, it’s been along time.

Sounds just like me!

*skipping leg day.

that bedspread might be nice, but the bed looks horribly uncomfortable

That used to be me. Until my teens, I got a nosebleed every time the place I was in Went from fall to winter and turned on the heat....home, school, stores. Apparently this dried out the nose membranes and led to the bleeding. I got into a fight in a bar around the age of 21 or 22, and in examining the broken nose the otolaryngologist said that there was one blood vessel near the surface, and he cauterize do it. No more oddball nosebleeds! I never got a Nosebleed from hard hits in football or the occasional fight...just the dry air.

But it's always fun to journey down memory lane to relive all the teasing and crap I got in elementary school for that condition that I had no influence over. I also had forgotten about the guy at my 20th high school reunion who's main memory was the teacher having to put a 1st grade field trip on hold to tend to my nosebleed. I hadn't even remembered that, but it was probably true. So there's the additional benefit of getting to recall that, too.

And this is one of the thousands of reasons I don't watch anything that Disney owns. The mouse is a fascist.

Some tell me how he does it

*doubts*