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WTF? And why? 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The oceans aren't going to pollute themselves.
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It's you 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They are right.. I have a boyfriend
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Leaving this here 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
We dont talk about the men under 5 feet
Quick mafs 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
A problem similar to inflation. The money will hold its strength internationally because the amount hasn't changed, but businesses in the country may raise the price of goods and services because it's reasonable to expect that a population of millionaires can afford a price hike.
(Or maybe not. My friend's the economist, not me. I'm just guessing that if there were to be a problem, it would be this.)
This baby goat in a sweater 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Kids these days...
Will Smith being assaulted by a man with a hand puppet 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Carlton get over here and help me!"
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I can't believe I never realized it 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Mario Kart
So what’s your job 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You can run PCRs and mass specs in minutes and detect trace elements that lead you to obscure crime scenes.
You type at insane speeds when debugging a code.
It's stuff like these that give my clients unrealistic expectations about how long labwork gets done.
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Look for the lamb sauce not an affair 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Stick a fork in the Oreo to dunk it
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Engineering class parallel universe 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Male privilege
Understanders will understand 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Nokia!!! The indestructible phone
I can't believe I never realized it 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'll never open a door or pull out a chair you can tell me how your day was but I won't really care
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Princess Diana on a yacht in Portofino, Italy, 1997 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
She was still alive hours after this photo was taken.
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Here you go guys! 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Good job, it's what should be done to all soccer balls.
Gotta love the noodles 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Kill it with fire!
"Girl code" and incest 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What a psycho
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Indian man strikes again 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
More benefits of multiculturalism
Swooce right in 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This sounds oddly specific, are you ok?
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This dog's junk 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Looks like he has a little brother down there
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People f*cked up by bulls the mini series 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
THAT WAS FUCKING GREAT!
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Corporate-sponsored public shower 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Check out old man perv getting his thrills
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Yummy Bob Ross 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Don't apologize for the content of your comment. Who cares what others think
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eh... is it okay to starve this time? 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well........
Huh 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I had a mannequin head when I was 6 bc I loved doing hair and when I put it in front of the mirror, it was smiling but if I just looked at it, it was frowning, my momma told me to throw that shit away
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As a customer service person, this is so damn true 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I wouldn't have served them, I was leaving a popcorn place bc they were closing, a cop starts running up there and we tell him they're about to close in like 2 minutes but he runs in and gets something anyway
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Words of wisdom 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The ppl with the hardest jobs often get paid the least
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Male students protecting female students in Bangladesh 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
A country's worth is measured by the way they treat their women. It looks like the students are the only ones giving worth to thwir country.
This is what we are doing to our planet 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Did you see the study that showed most of the ocean trash comes from Asia, China being the biggest source? And the western nations (US, Europe) were like 1%?

Maybe not the biggest deal to the animals harmed, but a huge impact on the effectiveness of regulations that only apply to,nations that ARENT polluting, and the the efficacy of Starbucks banning straws.
Denial 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
C’mon kids don’t you remember global cooling?
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Pro-Choice vs Pro-Life 98 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's not a man vs woman thing, it's a difference between those who think that a baby is a person before he or she is born, and those who think something else. If you see a person being murdered, are you not allowed to say anything because you have never murdered someone?
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Happy Birthday to this living legend! 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You are a day late. Bruce's birthday was the 7th
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"plays on repeat" 24 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's how depression is, comes and goes as it pleases :/
Bout to slay 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Top of his class in what? Obviously not spelling.
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The shitter 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Poo with a view
Dalai Lama ft. Bob Ross 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
There are Vampires and ghouls they will suck you dry... don't give yourself to just anybody!
Quick mafs 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So that lotto reached 145 million and was won by a 34 y/o male...
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Plato 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Plato notes your dissent in the log
This cat drinks weird 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Nom, nom, nom..............
He looks wise 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wilford Brimley
Dogs 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Check the necklace..
Ohmygod. 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
False: the parents made her
That's not a very nice surprise 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
r/wooosh
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Words of wisdom 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Working hard towards a goal pays off. Simply doing hard work generally doesn't get you anywhere.
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Hey! Get back her.. Ah f**k it 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Dude. After that, he deserved to get away. Wow.
Daddy daughter beatbox 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That. Was. Freaking. ADORABLE.
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So what’s your job 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Cars will explode when you shoot the gas tank.
Hiding behind a table will stop a bullet.
You can smother someone in less than a minute with a pillow.
You can actually catch up to the love of your life by running alongside a moving train.
Poor young people can live in 1,500 SF apartments in the middle of Manhattan.
Being caught in the freezing rain together makes you want to kiss.
The dorky, awkward girl instantaneously gets super hot once she takes off her glasses and lets her hair down.
The magic amulet that the sagacious old man gave you wasn’t a good luck charm but your belief in yourself all along.
People actually slow clap after a heartfelt monologue in front of a crowd.
People actually make heartfelt monologues in front of a crowd.
Meet-cutes actually happen in real life.
Good guys always win.
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"i bet you wanna be as cool as i am!" 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Okay, now I need sunnies for my bunnies...
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This would Make a confusing birth certificate 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Life is tuff enough without complicating thing's.
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frienderman 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Cool
Chinese bathrooms with the universal language for foreigners 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's all good and nice until the Scottish come and can't figure out whether it is a skirt or kilt
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