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This is too detailed to not be personal.

floaties with soup... THEY DIDN'T HELP AT ALL!!!

Nah that's the bushes in the old Mario games :T

Me.

It’s your wife’s boy toys sock

Those bricks... so mesmerizing

One of the great pleasures in life is a fresh box of perfect Crayola Crayons. The decision to actually use one of them is a guilt trip. If you don't get that, there is something very wrong with you. Sigh.

Thats really creative! I had to barely open my eyes to see it!!

Yes girl, been there with three babies.

Indeed... A gate house

"any nigga".. I quote.. No wonder everyone thinks you're all filthy. Waiting for the down votes :) Only animals don't bathe

That's what a commie would say.

Didn't read the title at first and thought for a sec that something's popping outta it's bootyhole lol

Well that explains why he's such a smelly asshole!

Never had nights like this. Always been abit of a loner.

“GET YO FUCKIN DOG BRO”
“he don’t bite...”
“YES HE FUCKIN DO-“

He never wanted to let her forget that he drown her there.

I NEVER wake up early. You should be glad.

This!

Buy now button??? ;-;

Im a dog lover but I also like kitters

Im firsty!! #1.
And Jesus said: "minty fresh breath for all em Bitches" and it was done.
MN

Statistically a child raised in a normal family unit (biological parents, in wedlock) will have an advantage over children of these new models of “family”

The Fault in Our Stars

its not a joke

the backgrounds are the same every picture.

Its pretty big, i think itd be more aptly named the WE aren't getting shit done today.

Gross

I've had the opposite experience with cat people being condescending towards dogs and calling them stupid just because they're so affectionate and loyal.
Some people are just assholes. I'm a dog person but I won't be mean to cats because of that. I just prefer animals to people honestly.

Skin rip superhero is a fairly common fad tattoo from 10 years ago

Maybe that's why he doesn't age. He actually died and all the Pokemon tears actually bright him back as a Pokemon himself.

It’s really not that hard

If you‘re doing it for the party, you‘re doing it wrong.

He does not need that thing he is bred for water

Don’t claim to have mental health problems until you have gone for a walk outside for about 1 hour per day for a year and noticed the trees, birds and seasons changing. Once you have done this come back and tell me you think you have mental health problems

A lot of those bills had been rolled up.

/ATBGE

Try 4:30

It's sort of like driving from Germany into France... some places take care of their roads; some don't. And you can feel the difference.

If he's spider-man underneath his skin... what's under the spidey-suit? Ewww

That moment when you trynna get some with your friend but he won't get the hint so you gotta step up your game. (Totes ship them fyi)