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They’re also wide so that they’re nearly impossible to barricade

It's a Malamute

Great answer

Awake at night, sleep during the day.
During the summer I fucked my sleep schedule so bad I'm basically a vampire now.

that's cool going with the crowd sentiment and all, but for real you'll get shot

can i use setting powder

FB needs to delete the 12 y-o dog girl's account of she's blatantly lied about the over 13's account policy. An easy way to out the stupid children on the network like that

It appears to be the "square root of eye." Since "i" is the square root of negative one, the square root of i is (-1)^(1/4).

You should have seen the pollution before catalytic converters got put on cars in 1975. There was pretty bad air pollution and water pollution (Lake Erie *caught fire*) left to us by our parents, and we got like 98% of that shit fixed.
As far as "keeping stuff running," how do you like your smart phone, nearly seamless internet access, clean running water, electricity that almost never goes out, and >100 TV channels (compared to the 3-4 we got to watch)?

You're welcome, ingrate.

Sincerely,
Baby Boomers

LMAO LMAO LMAO. The Denmark Burger King worker STILL has a higher standard of living than the Burger King worker in the USA. FOH with that fedora economics.

Average income tax in Denmark in this pay range: about 45%.
Average income tax in the US of A in this pay range: around 12%.
So, the Dane earns about $11 per hour, gets free education and a $900 monthly salary while studying, 32 paid weeks of parental leave, free health care, and so on. Meanwhile, the American earns around $8 per hour, and that's about it.
This comment is full of shit.

When I lived there, most people couldn't go out to eat nearly as often as the people in the US who are always complaining that they don't earn enough. So, the few BK workers there are may make $20/hour, but there aren't many of them. Also, all the fast food workers, like most high school educated people in Europe, speak at least three languages. I once had to get directions from a service station attendant, and he apologized for his poor English but gave me directions in better English than most mumbly US teens who can't avoid saying "like" twice in every sentence.

Never don't not get an education.

Kenny is cute and he has a mushy face

"Some people have murdered way more than three prostitutes in their life, which is why my client should be acquitted.
- Hey, that makes sense."

I want the rocking bed tho just to chill in, not to sleep in. And I love 24

is the fan in my room a ghost dispenser?

Batman doesn't have a mom

BOWSERS INSIDE STORY :)

Owls are awesome, such regal creatures. Maybe he's here to say hello to you on behalf on your dear friend.

Must be from the 90's, no one wears watches

are you my mummy?

A vingança come-se fria

I still think it's an eye.

Not so much of a joke 4 years later.

It doesn’t look like a “clash” at all.

I use this method when grocery shopping.

No im just single cuz Im fat

And now?

“I’ll be bahk.” (But this time, he means ‘bark’.)

And there would be thresholds of tax for low income earners

Would rather cut my leg off...

As someone born in a hospital, surely I should get free medical coverage and a job as a nurse at 14??

Automatically read this in my mind with Pooh's voice

Literally laughed out loud at “Go poop in a field with all the other buffalo”. XD

Best boi.

7. Emotionally unstable and unable to compromise on my expectations/standards.

Girl with thing on her head is ‘mirin

So sweet. And afterwards you give her some catnip?

...my nigga, u nxt

Same here in Alberta

What movie is this?

What the what!! This blew my mind, because I always wondered why that metal tab was there. Now I can’t wait to go home and open a can just to try it out, lol!

Are they gonna race or somethin?