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There are more than two Genders 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Nice one. I guess we need a new classification system for body type. So we now get: gender, sexuality and body type
There are more than two Genders 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hurr hurr hurr! Fags
Bow down to the Mighty Eminem 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not here in France ! :p
What you get if you work at Blizzard for 15 years 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not if you work at "Blizzard" but if your work at "ACTIVISION Blizzard" . Read the damn plate ! Activision Blizzard is a huge group which includes many studios.
People who have been working at Blizzard Entertainement usually get items from Warcraft lore.
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Gerardo valencia skimboarding 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Where I lived, this used to be a thing in the 80s.
This one guy would do handstands while skimming, then just snap into a somersault over the wave.
Why aren't we funding this...?? 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I’m sitting on one of those right now lol probably the only good thing about an otherwise awful Sydney rail system
Fashionable hoodwear 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
U don’t. U get one and then wear something to match, so it doesn’t stand out as bad. This is a fashion conscious girl.
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Lilo and stitch 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I always thought Lilo and Stitch was one of the best Disney movies. Definitely better than the usual Beautiful Princess & Prince Charming type of stuff that Disney used to make.
Though, I will ways maintain that the best and also the most underrated Disney movie is Atlantis.
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Why brain, why? 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Efficiency. The brain doesn't process everything 100%. When it sees something it's checking as it's processing to see if it's familiar to something it already proccessed. If so, it goes "hey, I already did this! I don't need to do it again" and stops and moves on. With the "the"s being so close, the brain's memory of processing it the first time is so recent it almost immediately goes "already done, got a copy if anyone wants proof, not doing this again. Skip!"
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Why aren't we funding this...?? 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
aussie trains do.... hahaha
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A meme for our time 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Which is theoretically correct and everything, but if your company is based on te belief that it’s raining outside but another company is based on the belief that it’s not, you have to pander towards the want of your corporation in order to entice your reader demographic to actually buy and read your article. So your job, if you actually want to survive and make money as a journalist, is to write content that is in line with the beliefs of the media corporation that you write for.
My blood tastes like orange juice and toothpaste 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
mine tastes like a lot of resentment
with a hint of Pepsi vanilla
Sir I'm just here for the cosmo 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Omg chill its just a joke
Get down with the sickness 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Haha of course you nerdy losers who spend all their weekends commenting on memes know all the porn stars by heart xD get the fuck out and find yourself a real girl.
Katy perry 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ah thank you! There‘s still hope
If I'm not happy you can't be happy either! 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Thing is, there are people out there that really like putting others down.
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Learn from papa 2073 :) 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Or you could make an effort and try to study?
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Wholesome brother 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Aww good for him! I hope he gets the job :)
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God bless 'em..... 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Could be done dry. ;)
That Facial Detection... 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What the fuck is in the darkness?
Has anyone tried this? 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Should've kept his mouth shut
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If I'm not happy you can't be happy either! 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What if we all asked ourselves what is good for all and worked towards that
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Plants in pants Emoji 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
YES!
Retard 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Just so you know, retard means late in French
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Makes me feel better 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I never cared as I never handed in any homework I considered to be great. I didn't care about school very much.
Mom kisses baby giraffe 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
-~- *sighs* mom please stop, they're watching ussssss
This is actually how I look at my SO 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"You're my bright blue sky
"You're the sun in my eyes"
This is from Christina Perri's song Be my forever lol
Always smell nice 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This guy looks like he spends 30 minutes each morning massaging cologne into every pore of his body "for the ladies."
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Dumb games 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I hate when women does these, but some are so miserable that do this to make sure that their partner loves them enough to care and do something like this. For me, my self-esteem is so low that I have to constantly be reminded that I’m loved by my partner. I never block them of course, but things like this are done by me to see if they love me enough. Maybe that sounds wrong, but I try my best not to be a bitch about it, haha.
Get ****ed 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
despair.com/products/stupidity
5'7'' 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Doesn't that make height a more valid criteria, though? Like, if I am simply not attracted to short (or tall) people, what can the other person do? They are not gonna grow or shrink accordingly. An overweight person, however, may eventually slim down (especially when motivated by a supportive partner). In fact, they might even be in the midst of the weight loss process.
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That is the face of a broken man 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
On u 7slim 64 76 776 I 90co oil x z
Shower thoughts would be really boring 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If I'm being honest, when I personally say I hate small talk, I mean that I don't enjoy frivolous conversations with people that I don't want to speak with in the first place, it doesn't mean I want a deep discussion either. I'm fine with small talk when it's someone I am interested in speaking with. Maybe that's just me and my anti-social tendencies.
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Sweetest story 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Bravest boi.
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Racists 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Tucker Carlson?? What kind of glue has she been drinking?
When you are a builder but a smooth one 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Good luck wearing that anywhere on the East Cost ! On a construction site ! Must have the right certifications anyway.
Two scoops of ass cre.. Err ice cream please 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But who takes those pictures?????
Note to self: Avoid sunblock sticks 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They’re for your face, not
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Racists 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
it left?
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Wholesome brother 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Good luck to your brother
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To those stupid questions 101 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Are you twins in real life?"
"No I went through a plastic surgery and then changed my actual surname just to pretend to be his twin."
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I love these poems 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
r/ilikthebred, you're welcome
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Why aren't we funding this...?? 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Trains back in the 1800's had these seats too.
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A different kind of progress pic - 22 vs 26 33 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Original guest here. I didn't mean to offend.
I was asking if they (the doctors) made a sex change.
Elvis eating breakfeast with his family 1959 33 comments
guest · 6 years ago
She looks like she’s planning to murder and bake the photographer into a pie
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Looks like the one my dad had 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It still is but many cannot afford this.
Ketchup hogging 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yes, it's the Whispering Canyon Cafe, and when you ask a waiter for ketchup, they shout out "KETCHUP, WE NEED KETCHUP!" and all of the kids from other tables run and bring their ketchup to the table where the waiter asked for it. It gets bigger and bigger as the night goes on until you end up with this.
If you ask for "just a little" of a drink, they bring it to you in a tiny glass, if you ask for a lot, they bring it to you in a giant glass. The kids did a stick horse ride through, it's all part of the show.
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Racists 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Making its way black amirite
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How times have changed 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Part of fat acceptance, a very sad part, I like little butts and I can not lie.
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