Sir I'm just here for the cosmo

Please don’t do this. Drink buyers, please don’t use liquor and ‘generosity’ to try to extort phone numbers or sex. Drink receivers, please be up front and let the buyer know where they stand early on, ideally before the first drink is bought. If you’re on the prowl, try getting numbers based on your personality not by boozing someone up. And if you’re just out for fun and free drinks, be honest about it and avoid scenes like these because someone thought you wanted more than you really did at the end of the night.

Omg chill its just a joke