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In Australia, we don’t call the ibis by its name, we call it a bin chicken because it’s constantly seen in bins , isn’t that amazing?

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Same guest here. What I was trying to say is, sexual attraction is important in a relationship, don't sacrifice it. I assume ugly here means no sexual attraction, and this is very different for each people. Don't put yourself in a potentially sexless relationship. He/she will be suffered also.
Although other people think he/she is ugly, just be sure that the person is sexually attractive for you. What if he/she turned ugly? Well at least you have a lover that is good hearted and both of you had enjoyed intimacy in the good old days.

Yes, there are also deez nuts.

Mine...mine...mine?...mine mine minemineminemineminemineminemineminemineMINE

Idk man the knight says he "still" loves him, so I think it's more of a quest to rescue an already established love, a la Princess Bride, then an unknown one, like Shrek.

That part was just accounting for the case of "so if I make sure I never learn the law, I am exempt from it" attitude, not specifically aimed at the joke. My bad for pre-emptive defending. In the case of the hypothetical situation of the joke, it'd go "if I didn't know about this stuff, would I go to hell?" "No, but you'd learn about it eventually and then make your choice." "Then why did you tell me?" "Well, for all I know, you've been looking for this stuff your whole life. How would you know if I might have satisfactory answers for you if I didn't let you know?" It's kind of like if you find a book or show or music you really like and also have a friend and know it'd also become a favorite of theirs. Are you going to wait for them to say "so, got any books/shows/music to recommend?", or are you going to find them and go "Hey, check this out, you'll love it!" ?

I have that one screenshotted

Then you didn‘t have the dedication that he had

No isn’t that bendydick cumbercrotch

No chance