Typical guide for a BMW or Audi driver

You forgot
Mirrors: to make sure you’re impressing people you don’t know with something you don’t own.

Hate to say it...but it seems like the more expensive the car, the less driving ability they have. As a motorcyclist I have learned to steer clear of BMW, Mercedes, Audi, and the rest of the fancy marques. They WILL try to kill me.