And he has a cocktail named after him!

He's selling chocolates!

The Bene Gesserit.

The Bene Gesserit.

UFO: I'm coming too!

Caution: Tomatoes

Kookoo kachoo

There was a band leader named Spike Jones from around the 40s to the 60s who would conduct with a gun among other things like a plunger or a chicken.
Look him up on YouTube, it's good wholesome fun.

Same could be said about most fetishes...why do people like butts....poo comes out of there but we like them anyway.

But....how does it turn?

That is a "look-at-the-center-and-shake-the-phone" snake.

Can we stop saying she-shed now?

So.. the rest of the people on the ship just kind of fall down once in a while when they go warp speed? Is everyone warned? Does the guy on the toilet get splashed?

Zeppelin fan?

Umm...isn't that how our entire election system works?

Good...now you jinxed us. :/

I think Japan has Christmas figured out just fine.

But we say "oh" for zero sometimes...like English 101. We say "one oh one" so saying "oh" really isn't that far off.
But that isn't making fun of murica so...

I'll take rally racing over NASCAR any day.

You know what would ve funny? A meme about how the metric system is so much better than SAE.
That would be fresh and original.