They look French to me.

Snirt

It's not a phase mom!

I thought he was burned for a second! :(

How much is an N?

Trogdor!

Had that for my Magnavox Odyssey 2...then the Commodore 64. And that's pretty much where my gaming ends.

Nicely done!
Dare to be stupid!

Really....

Or! Now this might just be crazy....you could leave other people's property alone!
I dunno, maybe not touch what isn't yours? Is that too far out?

Fattening unhealthy food is cheaper than healthy food.

Ants don't sleep.

That all changed when the fire nation attacked.

I heard that originally it was for your pocket watch.

Then put it down!

This dude is so creative! Hahahahaha

Why is he carrying a nightstick?

Pspspspspsps to the dark side.