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Gun printer 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Quality joke; will make me happy foR DAYS
Portuguese street artist creats 3D graffiti 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This motherfucker
Is it just me? 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Whew! I'm glad i'm not the only one!
The proper way to use the Can Opener! You have been using the can opener all wrong! 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I literally just busted a wide slit in a can of beans -_- thanks a ton
Fancy food 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And?
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For all you out there struggling 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's been "temporary" for the passed 20 years.
Found herself a keeper 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Not the guest who posted earlier, but I find these daddy-daughter dances to be weird and off putting. I don't want to stop,you from enjoying it of it trips your trigger, but a prom for a dad to take a daughter to is too screwy for me. I take each of my daughters on trips, excursions, or whatever, but it's never like a date with formal wear, corsage and a cheaply decorated gym, hall or ballroom.

I hear that the girl is supposed to learn that a man has to treat her with good manners, but my girls get that ALL the time, not on this kind of "date." But if the girl in this story was looking forward to it, it's very nice that the guy stepped in and escorted her.
He's a princess 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You let him be a goddamn princess, okay?
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The best president 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I hadn't realized that "zesty" was a euphemism for "sexually assaulted and then had state troopers cover it up and your lawyer wife ruin the reputation of."
Portuguese street artist creats 3D graffiti 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
1) That is absolutely terrifying..
2) I want to get one and snip the thin part of its body with scissors...
Am I okay?
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Faith in Humanity Restored 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
On today's episode of Shit that didn't happen
Cabin in Crystal City, Colorado 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Whoa! I have a painting of this hanging in my living room! I knew it was out here in colorado but couldn't remember where exactly. Thx for the title!
The Trinity of wholesomeness (Steve Irwin, Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers) 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wow I LOVE it somebody please put that on a shirt!
**** you kid, I like nuggets more 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
All kids are pricks. All of us were kids at some point :D
French art school photoshopped their student to be darker and added random people 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Its the school art of Lyon, Émile Cohl
Fixed a dent in a car 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I would not bother to get it fixed. That is an improvement.
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The traffic light on the sidewalk for pedestrians on their phones 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fuck that noise. Anyone too stupid to look for traffic when crossing a street needs thier DNA eliminated from the global gene pool. Let Darwinism happen naturally.
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Asking the real question 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That guy is just looking for a steady cub bud
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This Leopards damaged eye 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Has anyone read the book “Zoo” by James Patterson? Creepy!!
I need no title for this 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There's a maze inside the bean? Hmm... Doesn't really rhyme but ok.
Why didn't I think of this, I choose the power to attract bullets 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So if I had to choose three powers they would be:
Read and understand all languages. (Your language skills would be so evolved that you would be able to "read" the architectural structure of a building and figure out how to knock it down.
And by reading the person's body language, you could 'read' their life too, like Sherlock!)
Travel in time. (Because of metamorphosis and because it's really cool)
And change my DNA at will, basically metamorphosis with other things. (you could get involved in fights with dinosaurs and any futuristic animal!)
Elvis eating breakfeast with his family 1959 33 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sheesh I can tell the creepy house standing by itself full of murderers when I see it
Someone call the exorcist 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
She could lick your balls as you fuck her ass. I’m not proud of having this thought
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Just a piece of cloth that brought happy and pleasure to this girl!! 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Kids brought into the world just to live a life that is so hard, a fourth hand dress makes a little girl happy. It breaks my fucking heart.
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Just enjoy 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Country and folk ftw
R.I.P STEPHEN HAWKING! WE WILL MISS YOU!!!!! 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
His writers occasionally write something funny, but John Oliver is continually screaming it, as if he just discovered the most incredible thing, like the actual existence of aliens, which would be understandable for alien existence, but not as much as discovering that some 401k's charge high fees or a politician exaggerated about something.
Sadly this is true, I need to go home 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That person is the female equivalent of "nice guys"
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N y o o m 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
OH MY GOD WE CAN COMMENT GOLD
That's some neat space saving design 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Except when the people above spill their food and drinks
Think about that 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's how I feel about the special people in my life.
Have you got the time? 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Quite obviously fake
Getting roasted by America's Next Top Model 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
woman*
Getting roasted by America's Next Top Model 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
As a women in tech, I can tell you the 20% people in my batch are very hostile. Push those numbers down to zero and then call us cry babies.
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And how was your day..? 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Farted at school once, the professor though it was a gas leak
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Snuggeling kittens 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My turn? Please?
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Just remember not to die there, guys 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Actually, I wonder if they can find the your estate a significant amount of money such that your heirs are stuck with the bill.
Hey, I'm broke too 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Legit thought I was having a stroke trying to read this
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21st century careers 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes your ass pics are suuuuuper creative karen
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Who's the weird one now 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Foot whore
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Such a sweet date 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I like him
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Accurate 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Than*
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Upstairs neighbor 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mandles?
Favorite childhood memory 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
8.30 bedtime
This post is perfection 29 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lol
Hah...True 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No. Hah, false.
Not every business or service needs an app 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But then how will they serve you ads?
Less bean 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Gold. Pure gold.
Cartoon room 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This makes me slightly uncomfortable and excited and then I imagine edd eating the bed
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