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Y’all a bunch of weak minded snowflakes.

I hope this makes someone else smile as much as it made me

If you ever go out and she says the same thing. Buy the black pearl version and an engagement ring and give it to her to build and find

Is...is he the teacher, or is it one of those "78 year old missed graduating high school because of enlisting in the army but goes back 60 years later to get the diploma" situations? I mean, it's not fair to the other French students if that guy was trading chocolate and nylons to actual French ladies after VE Day.

This is genius

They start cross dressing?

You’re missing the point of life, responsibility will give you peace and contentment. In generations past they couldn’t wait to grow up, now every other kid is a brony, a tranny, or arrested development.

I’m calling the police

CG5-Opinions

Oh yes, only childhood...

Yea..childhood.

His parents got him a Wii U when he can barely even write? I’m not surprised by these letters of his

Me and my now ex girlfriend used today switch up whenever she wanted to

I thought he was a seal!

This is fucking stupid: Captain Marvel is clearly the star of the trailer (it has her cunting name) and she undoubtably has more screen time. Also, if Captain Marvel is able to get her point across in the trailer more succinctly or elegantly, then this fucknut doesn't take this into consideration. Pricks are everywhere!

But guys prefer short girls. As a tall girl I can say my situation is the same as a short guy's.

Wait so fat girls can only be with fAt GuYs, anoreXIC girlS CaN onLy be WitH FoOd , bLAcks can OnLY bE WiTh BLaCks

God both of them. The over sensitive sexist then the over sensitive racist

WHAT BREED IS THAT??
Also, hope the guy is ok!

pro tip: most girls want you to go out with the boys if she trusts you

for the soygirls

I dont get it

It's about how you feel when you're alive.

Owlman fucks Superwoman.
Batman fucks Robin.

Maybe slavery DOES work for some people.

What....

Damn

Well the alcohol shouldn't be accessible to the child

Can confirm

I physically can't have a child. I have a condition that causes chronic fatigue. Try to skip me with your mommy privilege bs and you WILL get clotheslined.

This isn't even my final form!

Maybe it's a joke about black guys running out on you when she needs her man's help?

What a legend

@pokethebear Is that a John Pinette reference? If it is I applaud you my friend

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

Yes!! Take my money!

Crop your stuff.

Forever isn't as long as it used to be

Truth

Don't bang everything that moves...

Has to be one of San Antionio rabbits! Everyone got in trouble in basic training for watching these monsters while learning to march!