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Croc ready for the kill 5 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
What about the ghosts right behind him.
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Would you hit this button? 15 comments
When Someone Mentions My Favorite Band 33 comments
Top ten most alchoholic drinks 21 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
...Seriously? I understand it's a common american pie-esque joke but in the best part of summer for watermelons being on sale they're $5-6, any other time they're a few dollars more. Going with the cheap season, if you're going to fantasize about bruising yourself against the hard rind of fruit for however watermelon would feel on your parts (not a guy but it just doesn't seem like an appealing texture) splurge the extra change ($6.50) and get any one of the Tenga Eggs, something designed for exactly that, lubricant included.
Irish being Irish #2 4 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I hear Catholic in that voice, but not Mormon. Not enough gosh, darns, or golly gees.
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P-p-p-privilege 15 comments
5 star Uber 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Kind of sad since they don't make that much money to start with including tips.
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Poor kitty, I hope he got home safe 31 comments
You're welcome, Carol 6 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Millennials my ass. If I've got a computer question I go to a real pro... My 8 year old nephew!
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You're welcome, Carol 6 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
As a senior in my office (work in finance, not IT), I'm surprised that millennials at my department don't know that laptop hdd can be replaced and cloned to ssd. They even thought that is not possible and really amazed when I did it myself with my laptop.
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Bah humbug 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Says someone who has a computer or cell phone and Internet access, so statistically is in the top 5% to 1% of the world's population and isn't sharing anything with the BILLIONS of people poorer than him/her.
Shhhpiders 5 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I read a book about something like this why I was in 2nd grade. A boy did something that made a cockroach his friend (can't recall what). There was this bully who always picked on that kid, and the roach got a few hundred friends to go to the bully's home and crawl in his mouth, ears and nose. The bully was horrified, and then the one roach said that they'd be back if he didn't quit bullying the boy.
This was 50 years ago (yeah, an old guy follows funsubstance) so there are a lot of details I can't remember.
This was 50 years ago (yeah, an old guy follows funsubstance) so there are a lot of details I can't remember.
View of a Mountain and beautiful little hill beside eachother 1 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I don't think dong sizes are related to height... I've seen tall ass dudes with small peepers.
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Top ten most alchoholic drinks 21 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
What's dangerous is when they do the drunken melon type things (cut a hole in a seedless watermelon, pour a bottle or if a small melon whatever will fit from a bottle of everclear in, put rind or plug back in, refrigerate, take out and cut up for party to produce super strong alcohol infused fruit; can also do by dousing fruit salad and stirring occasionally so it absorbs). You don't realize just how strong it is and get absolutely trashed on what seems like just a little/handful of boozy fruit.
Athena is a cool name 41 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I went to school with a Percephone - Ceph, we called her- and have a friend named Orfeo
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You're not broke 7 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Maybe "meeting the bare necessities to avoid homelessness" is a bad standard to not count as broke? Personally I think staying in a house, eating, and keeping your job should be possible while still having some spending money.
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Why is Deadpool fishing in the background? 9 comments
Way to go Rachel 14 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
They were on a break because Ross was awful to her. But what made it worse is Ross had only ever slept with 3 women (1 being Rachel). And he jumps into bed with a stranger that night
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Day and night 18 comments
My blood tastes like orange juice and toothpaste 19 comments
Someone has to make this Harry Potter prequel 49 comments
Where does its owner live? Asking for a friend 14 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Their just building muscle. Unless their beaten. Then theres going to be ground beef tonight.
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Marvel shower thoughts 12 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Magnetos helmet was specially designed to block telepathy, it’s not just the metal. Otherwise any classic metal soldiers helmet would render prof X useless.
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Would you hit this button? 15 comments
