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Burn any thing thay wore and use the cleaning suplys at there home so it doesn't look like some one else was there, also candle all of there mail and credit cards so it doesn't build up and people for get suspicious.

Oof.

I AM Sauron! Jk

My company has spent over $100,000 training me, now I’m at the point in my career where I work 60-90 hours per week and that’s fair. They made an initial investment, plus the ongoing overhead of carrying my pension, benefits, wages; if they want 100 hours per week I’m going to give it to them. If I don’t like it I can quit and go fold Tshirts at old navy.

How to create a great villain?

If you want to be a villain number one,

"Reductress is an American feminist satire website that parodies articles found in media targeted towards women, especially women's magazines." from wiki

Or both

While I agree, breaking down a door just to retrieve a phone is either a call for anger management, or he's cheating.

Cool; straight after you fight the puma, the leopard, and the tiger.

Still gotta chase them veggies at the store tho

They can when they’ve traveled back in time into their own body

I wrote it yesterday

You can be a good parent and mistakes will still happen (ba dum tss)